Resident Evil 4:The Greatest Game Ever.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Resident Evil series, it happens to be the best game series. EVER! The awesome concept of zombies and amazing game play blew me away the first time I played it. For me, the first Resident Evil was RE3: Nemesis. Then I went on to play the other parts and fall in love with the series. Then……..Capcom went and ruined EVERYTHING with a pile of shit called Resident Evil: Outbreak.

That game destroyed all hopes of a good sequel that I prayed for. Until Resident Evil 4……This game has to be, without a doubt the best game in the world. I’ve played it over 8 times and I still don’t get bored of it. It’s got every single aspect and characteristic that a great game should possess:

Amazing Game play: Yes
Kickass Weaponry: Fuck yeah!
Hot Chicks: Yes
Badass bad guys: Yes
Zombies: No
Involving plot: Yes
Awesome Graphics: Yes
Fun: Fuck yeah!!
Weird Freaks: Yes
Zombies: No



The only way this game could be any better is if there were Zombies like the original Resident Evil series. As original as the ganados are, I prefer kicking zombie butt to killing almost-human beings. Zombies just die way better and they’re much scarier. Fear=Fun. The weapons are just amazing fun. For example: AN INFINITE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!Is there anything more awesome in the world??Except maybe a .50 FUCKING MAGNUM!!A FUCKING HANDCANNON!!!

El Gigante:


The enemies are just amazing. A guy with a chainsaw that makes you piss your pants every time he revs it and the giant monster with steel claws and eyes sewn shut that you're locked in a cage with.

Caged with the Garrador:


But the definitive part in the game which will make any guy go a rubbery one is when you get trapped in an abandoned cabin and surrounded by the Ganados on all sides. It's so awesome that it can't be described in words.I'm going to stop here to let you go play this game for yourself.If you don't do it don't ever come back to this page.

Badass Chainsaw Man:



*None of these photos belong to me and I don't claim to own them.

I Hate These IDIOTS!!!!

Every once in a while when I don't have anything better to do I'll visit that piece of shit Orkut.I even temporarily forget why I hate social networking sites. Until I'm reminded by stupid fucking updates of shit that won't affect my life in any way. Like this guy for example. His name's Manoj.This is one of his pictures.

http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#AlbumZoom.aspx?rl=as&uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754&pid=1229600894191&uit=/Home.aspx$pid=1229600894191

For full details:
http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Album.aspx?uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754

And this is ONE of them. That’s it. Just ONE! I’m tired of these retards that populate sites like orkut with shit like:
"I'm the boss man of the 50 cents the blackest rapperest coolings"
"I am the strong like ox!! I save you all beautfuiul gals"
"I am wad I am. I am a douchebag who rips off bullshit commercialized Reebok propaganda in an attempt to seem 'COOL’. No one will know that I ripped it off!!"
"SexyGirl.Want Fucckkkiingggg.Only girls.No boys"(This shit pisses me off a LOT! because it's usually ugly-ass chicks who do this pointless bullshit)

If I could kill one specific type of people it would be the retards who listen to hip-hop with its repetitive music and continual references to bling, cash money, lollipops, chicks and pimps.It's FUCKING BORING YOU DICKHEADS!!!WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING SHIT!!!!

MTV is another thing I absolutely CANNOT bear. It’s bullshit that every person I know laps up likes their thirsty and its water, its "real" reality shows and all the rest. For example: Roadies.It happens to be the most BULLSHIT show in the world. People who have absolutely no life other than the television watch this flaming pile of shit in the hope of livening up their miserable lives and I just can't go on.

I hate MTV, I hate idiots, and I hate most things. We don't need most of this crap you commercialism-fed consumption-obsessed horse-bangers. Get the fuck out of your couches, get OFF your lazy asses and do something worthwhile.

I Hate Getting Sick....

I hate getting sick.It's one of the only things that actually makes me feel weak and disabled.It's times when I'm really sick that I feel bad for all the horrible things that I do.I get very sentimental(or at least emotionally very naked) and feel like crap having to depend on someone for most of my basic functions.

I happen to be a person who absolutely hates depending on anyone for anything.It makes me feel weak and vulnerable.When I'm sick like how I am right now I listen to songs like,"Tears in Heaven" or "Bang Bang"(By Nancy Sinatra).It's almost as if it makes me feel good to wallow in a pool of sissy emotions.Right now,I'm fever-ridden and food poisoned horribly.and my mom's so nice that she'll wake up at 3 in the middle of the night to give me my medicine.

I hardly ever repent doing anything but it's times like this that just make me hate myself for being a bad person.I enjoy manipulating people for my own selfish needs and I almost never regret it.Except times like this.and this also makes me realize that I have trust issues and can't trust anything that anyone tells me blindly.When I'm sick,listening to a song like,"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles just makes me feel like,"Oh crap man...what am I doing with my life?".

But,of course this is all just temporary and when I get better I'll go back to my usual awesome self.A place where I don't feel bad for most things and I'm right almost all the time.Sickness is truly a terrible thing that makes even the most awesome of people(me) become a regret-feeling,repentance-having,feeling bad for almost every thing(even completely unrelated things that are usually nice) person.

If you people haven't seen Pink Floyd's movie "The Wall" yet, I strongly suggest you get a copy of it ASAP and watch it.It's one of those things that you can totally relate to when you feel like crap.and my sick time is when I get out all my feelings of.....you know what??Fuck it.

It's understood that I hate getting sick and being dependent.

The Top Ten Movies.

The following is my list of the Top Ten Movies.Not in any particular order unless specifically mentioned:

Top Ten Movies:
1.Kill Bill Vol.1&Vol.2(Definitely At the top):
One of THE BEST movies I have ever seen.and I've seen almost all the so-called best films ever made.This one beats all their asses off.This movie's got awesome acting,amazing music and some of THE COOLEST/funniest dialogues in any movie.EVER.



Notable Scenes:The end sequence with David Carradine and Uma Thurman, the scene in which The Bride breaks out from her grave and the scene where Elle reads out the details about the Black Mamba.

2.Fight Club:I FORGOT THIS MOVIE!!!!In fact I had to come back to put it in here.This movie will CHANGE YOUR LIFE.It's a MIND-BLOWING concept that's very cleverly masked with the pretext of a "fight club". Makes you wonder about how much you really are doing about your life.About how you're not special and that we're all part of the all-singing,all-dancing crap of the world.Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are like two sides of the same coin.and Helena Bonham Carter plays her role PERFECT!!Tyler Durden's one of the only guys who can speak to your rebellious nature and make you wonder about how fucked up we really are.



Notable Scenes:The scene where Tyler Durden states the rules of Fight Club.The hand burning scene.

3.School Of Rock:This is THE movie that any other movie about music and rock'n'roll should look up to and try to keep up with.School Of Rock blends comedy with any true music lover's favourites and keeps in sync with the story and pace of the movie.I've seen this movie a LOT of times and I'll still watch it without getting bored.Jack Black should be enough reason to watch this movie.



Notable Scenes:The scene in Jack Black's van with "Immigrant Song" playing.and the end with Zack's song.


4.Saw I,II and III:I literally LOVE the Saw series.There's something about the psychological tension combined with the blood and gore factor that turns me on.I actually feel an adrenaline rush when I see the scene in Saw 3 with the Classroom/Chain Trap.and the Angel Trap in Saw 3 just FUCKS with your head!!The Reverse Beartrap from the first Saw is hands down my favourite trap.Only an idiot wouldn't like this movie.



Notable Scenes:The end scene of Saw 1.The whole movie's weight crashes down on you in the end of Saw 1.It's the ONE scene I would name that completely made me fall in love with a film.The Glass Box Trap in Saw 2 is great too.One of the simplest and best concepts ever.


5.The Dark Knight:Do I even need to tell you about this movie?If you haven't seen it you've been in hiding for the past 2 months or you're an idiot.If you need more convincing go check out my review of the movie.and yes.Heath Ledger+The Joker=FUCKING AWESOME!!!



Notable Scenes:Any scene with The Joker in it.specifically the scenes where he's talking to Gambol about his father.and the scene where he tells Rachel about how he got his scars.


6.Pudhupettai:Yes.Quite a surprise for everyone I guess.But this is DEFINITELY my favourite Tamil Movie.Well it would be....seeing that it got put into a list of MY PERSONAL favourites.Dhanush's best movie.Great acting.I mean extremely good acting.Most tamil movies don't even come close to this one's realistic depictions of violence and gang wars.



Notable Scenes:The scene where Dhanush kills Murthy and cries over his body.Beautiful scene.

7.The Godfather:Two words:Marlon Brando.It was this guy's acting more than anything else that gave The Godfather such widespread acclaim and let it into MY list of movies.Al Pacino was pretty good too.But Marlon Brando wins HANDS DOWN.If you haven't watched this movie yet you should go out and find someone to bitch-slap you.Or I'll do it.





Notable Scenes:The opening scene with Don Corleone and Amerigo Bonasera.The scene where Jack Woltz wakes up in bed to discover a horrible surprise(No.Not that he wet himself or that his dick fell off).

8.Harold and Kumar(Part 1&2):Kal Penn and John Cho.Funny as hell!!Throw in Neil Patrick Harris and the Hot Latino Girl and you've got a winning combo.Rold n' Kumar.Must-watch comedy.



Notable Scenes:The scene in part 2 with the translator and Harold's parents.HILARIOUS!!!and the scene in part one where the two girls play a competitive game of BattleShits(Yes.....BattleShits)


9.Pulp Fiction:Great Movie.Quentin Tarantino-Director.Cast-Samuel.L.Jackson, John Travolta, Uma Thurman and Bruce Willis.
How can this movie be bad??



Notable Scenes:The Breakfast scene with Brett and the scene with Uma Thurman being revived from her O.D(in truth,Inhaling heroin mistakenly)

10.The Prestige:Personally,I've got a thing for magic,illusions and deception.This movie embodies all these traits without getting boring at all. Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale as rivals with Scarlett Johansson as the Hot assistant is another example of great casting on the director's part.The actors blend into their characters with ease and bring out the best and the worst parts of magic and any illusion.It's true that ever illusion is out in the open for everyone to see.The Truth is in their faces.but they're not really looking.



Notable Scenes:Any scene with Scarlett Johansson on stage.Actually....any scene with Scarlett Johansson.The birdcage trick scene that Hugh Jackman messes up on stage.

That's all the list is.The Top Three are My Top Three Favourites.The others are somewhat in order.This one below this paragraph was another movie I saw today and I already typed it out.So why waste it?This post ends here.

SideBar:
11.Freedom Writers:I just saw this movie.Today,in fact.It just stuck with me.It's one of those rare movies,that's based on a true story and actually made me feel something,almost touching.This movie is excellent.It's about a teacher who starts her teaching career at one of the worst classes in a school,one that everyone's given up on.and the acting is SO realistic and you could feel the students' stories like they were told to you personally.
Notable Scenes:The scene where Hilary Swank finally cracks and talks about the Holocaust,its causes and how the students were emulating the same actions that lead up to it.

G
Leather
The Greatest Person To Ever Exist.

I HATE YOU!!!!NOW FUCK OFF!!!

This is a post to every single IDIOT out there. Read this and understand the FUCKING TRUTH!!I HATE Idiot girls who type shit like,” I’m not sane. I’m Sarky.I'm flip, I have two sides, I eat dog doo" or anything on those lines, in their fucking orkut profile.Lemme make it absolutely clear. I HATE THEM!!!If you do anything even remotely similar to that don't even come near me.

Of course, I also hate people who paste lyrics to some crappy song on their "About me”. THAT’S NOT FUCKING SOMETHING ABOUT YOU!!MORONS!!!If you have some fucked up song by some gay shit band in your profile you should kill yourself. I mean literally kill yourself. This does not include typing lyrics in your name or caption space. That’s alright with me. Given a choice to get 10,000 bucks right now or annihilate these kind of people from the face of the Earth I'd choose the latter.Ok not 10,000 maybe 1000 bucks.

It does not make you "cool" to go,” I Lykz Muzaks with Cool Rocking Beats and All Bollywood Rhymes”. And that's another thing I hate.....PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FUCKING TYPE RIGHT! It’s not MUZAK you cumswapping dickwads.It's Music. And if you knew anything about it you wouldn't call it "MUZAK" or "MUZIK" or listen to crap.

All you PUSSY guys who continually suck up to any girl JUST cause she's beautiful and apologize for every single thing they say, praying that she "gives" them some attention have no place or need in my reality. Well....except maybe as Shit stains under my shoes which I haven't washed since 1997(I would age shoes to this limit and put them thru horrendous conditions just to see you idiots under them).You're so stupid you don't even deserve my explanation as to why that's a douchy thing to do.

So how about you guys who read this pass it on to everyone who you think deserves it and enlighten them? And you can now leave comments even if you don't have a gmail id.

So go fucking crazy. Or don't.

Dragonball Z....I owe you so much!

I remember when I was younger I used to be CRAZY about Dragonball Z and Pokemon.I mean MANIACAL crazy.That was like 4 years ago.Now I still like these things.But to a lesser extent.A few months ago I came into possession of these Dragonball Z cards. They're like these laminated cards with text that's in Spanish shit.I got like 100 of them.At this point I could either:
1.Start collecting them and regress into a DBZ addicted little turd.
2.Stow them away in a box only to find them 30 years later and sell them as collector's items.Or Feel Nostalgic and repeat STEP 1.
3.Or I could rip off idiots who'd pay good money for this stuff.

So what'd you think I did?Start collecting them,right?Wrong.I found these juniors in school.Really Really SMART people.They're in the 10th.So you'd assume that they'd have some sense by now and realize that all this is worthless. But they're like,"DUDE!YOU'RE SO COOL!!DRAGONBALL Z!!AWESOME!!".
So me being the nice guy that I am,tell them that they're for sale.These people go FUCKING CRAZY. All my friends(who enjoy messing with me of course) are telling them,"Don't do it.He's ripping you off...etc.".And these guys listened to my friends and didn't buy the cards......RIGHT!!So I start selling cards for like 20 bucks a card.Some of them even 40-50 bucks PER CARD!!Let me take a moment to remind you that these are pieces of laminated plastic with pictures and Spanish shit printed on them.These two extraordinary idiot juniors in particular start bidding.AGAINST EACH OTHER.and by the end of it.I'd made lotsa cash.One of them paid me....wait for it.....130 bucks for ONE FUCKING CARD!!!and its initial price was like 5 bucks..That's 2500% PROFIT!!

Makes you think..If these people are stupid enough to get ripped off by something this simple:

it's gonna be real interesting to see what happens to them in the future.
.I'm talking to these other juniors of mine,Marwadiboy and Afro.We're discussing something music-related.and I'm a metal/rock fan. and I HATE Hip-Hop,Rap and any song that has the words 50 inch rim wheels/P.I.M.P/Nigga/Homie. The idiot who paid 130 bucks for the said card comes up to me and he's like,"Dude!You like Rock?".At this point this is the EXACT thought going through my head:ROCK???R-O-C-K??AS IN BIG CHUNKY STONE??LIKE THIS???


I stare at this dude for a solid 10 seconds.I can't decide what to respond to first,that he asked me if I like "rock".What the FUCK is "Rock".
DOES HE MEAN THIS ROCK??



OR EVEN BETTER.THIS ONE:



Marwadiboy and Afro are LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF.I tell Theidiot,"No dude.I HATE rock.It's not "rocking" at all.I like Hiphop and Rap.It is cooling!!Soober COOLINGS!.50 Cents and Ludacris and LL Cool J.He's called LL Cool J because he's COOL NO???.They're Black Metal no??Because they're black and they wear metal.They're Cool No??They're cool like AC and Mango Flavoured Ice Cream!!(At this point being sarcastic to the point that a retard would understand it and ending nearly every sentence with "no?").and this guy tells me,"YA DUDE!!They're Black Metal!!!Eminem,Snoop Dogg and all".Marwadiboy and Afro are on the floor,clutching their stomachs and nearly choking from laughing so hard.We then proceed to sodomize this guy(figuratively you sick perverts) in full view of everyone gathered round. I know.I'm awesome.It's fun to ridicule idiots.and everyone's always advocating honesty.So I guess being honest to idiots can be fun!!

P.S:If any of you want to,or you know anyone who's interested in purchasing Dragonball Z cards inform me.I'll offer you the best prices ever.Or Pokemon Cards.But they're kinda old.I

You have no value.Undestand that.

What makes most people around me think that their opinions matter?even a little.I'm surrounded by a bunch of retarded morons like aishwarya,vishesh,siddhanth(who can be a fucking idiot some times)and many more people who think that their existence matters to people in some way.Its not so much that they think this but more that they act like it.For example.Aishwarya's PISS OFF habit of talking like a complete douche while thinking that she's being smart just makes me think,"Why not kill yourself?.....bitch"and yes.I'm a bad person for saying all this.but fuck that.I'm being honest.and the people I've named are the ones who come to my mind at this moment.I'm sure I could think of a dozen more in 3 minutes.Most times what happens is I ignore this shit and act like it doesn't matter to me.but If I actually took 5 seconds to respond to their crap they'd develop a fucking complex and give me some retort on the lines of,"You Dumb Monkey.I Eats Feces.I Spew Diarrhea Through Mouth When I Try Think And Talk At Same Time"
Yes.I want your comments on this.

Batman:The Dark Knight

After seeing "Batman Begins",I'd decided that it was my favourite batman movie, the worst being batman and robin(I thought it was the coolest thing ever when I saw it as a kid).I was only mildly interested when I heard they were making a sequel.THAT was until I saw Heath Ledger's version of the joker.and this was months and months ago.It BLEW MY MIND!!and so time went on and the movie releases.and I'm like,"alright!We gonna watch this shit!!".Then it gets voted the BEST MOVIE ever made(check imdb's rankings).It'd been a week since the movie released so I'm PISSED that I hadn't seen it yet.I make plans for yesterday but the tickets are all booked in satyam.So,I go for the next best thing.Sangam's got tickets.Me,nair,vivek,norman,adi and adi(who can be EXTREMELY lazy) get tickets(2 tickets at different seats).we're like psyched about this.However excited I was.I could not have been prepared for heath's performance.The joker that he portrays is the ultimate in movie villains.In the scene with the pencil on the table....I don't want to tell you....understand that it is FUCKED UP!!!and of course christian bale's a pretty decent character too.His version of batman was good.tho' I liked him more in Batman Begins. Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent/Two-face was pretty good too.Liked him more as Harvey Dent than Two-face.He's given very less importance compared to The Joker.After The Joker my favourite character was Alfred(Michael Caine).The dude's kinda cool.But seriously, this movie was ALL about The Joker.The guy is EVIL!!He's just messed up!!When he describes how he got his scars.You just feel kinda bad for the guy.Maggie Gyllenhaal(did I spell that right?) can go fornicate herself with a large iron rod.I DID NOT LIKE HER!!end of story.Just found her kinda boring.Katie Holmes was far better.Anyways.If you haven't seen the movie yet.It should only be because you couldn't get tickets.or you're in a life threatening situation/someone close to you ditto.seriously.go see it.
The End.