Friday, January 30, 2009

I write random words adjacently.Hence I am a Poet!

This is a quick lesson on how to become a great poet/douchebag whose poetry consists of deep, meaningful thoughts.

1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"

Now that's POETRY!!

4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.

I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!

Angst

Internal

Pain

Infernal

Guttural

Rages

Stoicism

Eternal

Encephalopathy

Misery

Rutabaga

Angelic

Demonic

Bulimic

Suffering

End

Experience

Loss

Blood

Fire

Set Me Free

I am Alone

I am Different

I am Special

I am Still Alone

Carcinogenic

Hate

Infinite

Fat..er..Fate

solipsistic

nihilism

ambivalence

My Essence

Atavistic

Existentialism

Ending

Here is

Finale

Soliloquy

Monday, January 19, 2009

Why you shouldn't insult me on online forums.

This is a conversation I had with Siddhant and Vishesh.Siddhant and Vishesh basically took turns trying to make me look bad and insulted my French,called me fat and a load of other things.This is what occured between us after I came to know about this:

Vishnu Gopinath at 10:09pm January 19
Ok.Are you sure you know french you fucking retard?Now just because I don't spend all my time on shitbook you take a chance to make me look bad in front of Vishesh of whom I think very highly!He's my role model you see.Fags.
@Shweta:You wouldn't need to use a dumbass online translator if you knew any french would you,you stupid horsebanging cumswapper?If you don't understand what it means you don't deserve to know it.
@Siddhanth:Wow dude!I'm not here to respond so you take a chance and say everything you could possibly in the hope that I don't respond.I'm not the one who goes around banging every single person who's related to me.And YOU'RE talking about other guys being gay?This is the typical scene in school.
Siddhant on seeing a 10 year old boy:OH!THERE'S A LITTLE BOY WHO I HAVEN'T MOLESTED YET.NOW HOW CAN I MOLEST HIM WHILE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DICKWAD?OH YEAH!!POONGI!!I'M GONNA TWEAK HIS NIPPLES IN A TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY AND SAY,"POONGI!!!".


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:14pm January 19
No dude.That's totally not gay.Neither is the way you hug akshay and stroke his balls every single chance you get.I guess I'm the one who's gay.I'm willing to bet you have loads of gay porn or guys getting donkey-punched while they blow their brothers or some shit.
and
@Vishesh:You faggot turd.I bet you took time off from jerking off to gay porn and shitty poems to slather your cum all over my edition of "The Red Queen".I can't believe I even let you have it you turd.Go back to crying about how much your life sucks and everyone you know hates you.Because you just won't quit being a total pussy who cried when Sushen told you that you were a loser.Yes,I know you cried.How fucking pathetic can you get you asswipe?

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:18pm January 19
G.DUDE MIND UR TOUNGE ATLEAST WEN U TALK TO WOMEN!!LEARN TO RESPECT WOMEN..GUESS UR PARENTS NEVER THOUGHT U HOW 2!! AND BRO..WEN U MATURE A LIL..AND WEN UR LIL WINKIE GOES A LIL MORE BIG CONSIDERING HOW SMALL IT IS ACCORDING TO BHAVAN THEN COME BACK AGAIN AND SPEAK..IT TAKES A MAN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND NOT JUST DO D TALKIN AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WHAT U SAY!!LOSER!!


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:18pm January 19
Oh and by the way Siddhant.There's a psychological term called,"Projection".Have I mentioned it before?In case I haven't.It's when a person feels flawed and projects the flaw on everything around him.For eg;You saying,"Hey G!You're gay with bhavan."What you're really saying is,"Oh man!G's so hot.I wanna finger-fuck his ass while giving him a blow job while my sindhi cousin brother watches me".Think about it dude.I don't accuse people of being gay.Being gay is totally fine with me.I believe in freedom of choice.But since you brought it up I had to mention this.Siddhant.You're just a pussy trying to act like an Alpha male dude.You're never gonna be one.


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:20pm January 19
Relax man.Why you getting so worked up and tense?Did I strike a nerve?And also people who continually talk about penises in terms like,winkie,tootoo,lil man,etc are insecure about their own penises.I have a very average-one and I'm not gonna say that it's 15 inches or something.and If you want to talk to me you have to be able to speak cohesive English you moron."tounge" is not a word.

Vishesh Unni R at 10:20pm January 19
@g: you are late :) Hmm..the book was nice :) see you are being predictable,with what you say...and stop telling everyone they watch Porn,we all know you watch loads and loads of it...and well,lets see when that Sushen thing was in 10th..nope i didn't cry and crap,that stopped after rishab punched me..I don't waste time trying to cover like you :) And well if people hate me,let them hate me ..they still need me..And i never knew i was a role model,you could have told that to people at skl... would have got a leadership at least :)


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:22pm January 19
And it seems that you have a broken caps lock key dude.What happened man?No cash to get it fixed?Aww.So sad.

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:22pm January 19
VISNU...WHATS GAY I WILL TELL U!!A DAILY DOSE OF A BLOWJOB 2 BHAVNS WINKIE..THATS GAY!!ITS MORE GAY THAN HUGGIN AKSHAY!!JUST COZ U ARE USED 2 MASSAGIN BHAVANS BALLS CANT HELP IT IF U R SEEIN OTHER PPL DOIN IT 2!!GUESS U ARE MENTALLY ILL TOO..BREAKIN NEWS..U R SEEING THINGS BUDDY!!

AND LISTEN MAN PPL DO NOT HATE VISHESH..HE IS WAY MORE WORTHIER THAN U!NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND STOP POLLUTING MY COMMENT PAGE FOR NUTS!!


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:24pm January 19
Oh yes Vishesh.I NEED YOU!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!Oh yeah.I distinctly remember you almost being in tears when you didn't get leadership.Why the hell do you need some idiot to tell you that you're a leader?The reason they didn't make you one is because no one ever looks up to you.The reason they didn't make me one is because I'm not exactly a model student who doesn't give the school trouble every chance he gets.

Vishesh Unni R at 10:24pm January 19
na my caps lock is alright...as your idea goes " you have no value" I don't see why I need to use caps for you..and yes you seem to be doing a lot of projection...

Vishesh Unni R at 10:26pm January 19
ha well yes i was disappointed when they didn't give it to me...and I am aware that people don't look up to me but PEOPLE do look up to me...and any lame comments about caps lock crap,please,thats the worse thing you can say...

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:26pm January 19
I AM OK WITH GAYS TOO..BUT I AM NOT AT ALL OK WITH PPL LIKE U MAN!!I DONT CARE EVEN IF U THROW ACCUSATIONS LIKE "RUBBING KOLAS BALLS!"!MATE WATS A REAL MAN IS A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN NO MATTER WAT HAPPEN(ACC. TO ME!)..GROW UP BUDDY!WAT U DID WAS TOTALLY IMMORAL AND DISGUTED ME TOTALLY!!


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:27pm January 19
Oh wow.Comment page for nuts.You're getting smarter by the second Siddhant.You can call me gay all you want.I couldn't care less.These are the only two things you can call me out on.And I couldn't care less about both:
1.Me being fat.(True.It's a flaw)
2.Accuse me of being gay with Bhavan(So sweet of you Siddhant)

Have you ever actually tried this stuff to my face?You know you'll get ragged.I'm not the one who hides behind shitty facebook and types shit out to people like you.I'm honest and fucking straightforward.You should consider those words.They might actually mean something to you if you understood English.


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:29pm January 19
Yeah.I bet it "DISGUTED" you.I'm not someone who hands out "REPECT"(I left out the "s" so you can understand).And Vishesh.The Caps Lock Key wasn't for you.You're not the one typing in all caps.

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:30pm January 19
THE THING IS MATE U ARE A KIND OF A PERSON WHO TAKES ON D WEAK AND THE TAME!!I REMEBER GETTING ALL AGRESSIVE ON U AND U LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY BACKED OF SAYIN LIKE A LIL SLUT"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!"


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:30pm January 19
Alright kids.Play Time's OVER.I have better things to do.You can go back to bitching about how I'm gay and jerk off with Bhavan and that I'm so fat I'm bigger than the moon.Have fun!

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:32pm January 19
SEE U IN SCHOOL GIRL!!

Vishesh Unni R at 10:33pm January 19
ha well G read my original comment,I never called you Gay...even if you are i don't really care..its left to you what you are..all I have to say is you have a obsession with the whole thing...

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
AND YEA BOUT THE MONEY THING U LIL BITCH!!"I WILL MAKE SURE 2 GIVE U SOME SO THAT U CAN ATLEAST IRON UR SHIRT TO SKOOL!!

Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
RAN AWAY!!BLOODY THIRD GRADED PIMP!!


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:36pm January 19
Tell me when exactly I said,"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!".And saying "MATE" doesn't make you Australian "MATE".I take on "D WEAK AND THE TAME"???I distinctly remember getting my shirt torn open in front of the whole school by Prithvi.I guess I was taking on the WEAK AND TAME.I'm the one who squeezes every guy's nipples and calls him gay.I'm the one who bangs his relatives right?Not you Siddhant.Oh no!You would NEVER EVER EVER EVER do things like that would you?You're all that's sweet,nice and pure.Not "AGRESSIVE" at all.


Vishnu Gopinath at 10:37pm January 19
Wow!You think I left so you call me a THIRD GRADED PIMP?What's that even mean dude?Have you graduated through a whole school of "How-to-be-a-pimp" and that I'm only through the third grade?You're insulting yourself dude.Getting nervous?You're not thinking straight biatch.Chill out.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

I want to impress myself.Yes Indeed.I do.

This is a short post.The following was a comment one guy posted as a response to my comment on a photograph.To make the poor dipshit feel secure I'll remove his name.Henceforth he shall be referred to as Jackshit.Here goes:

Jackshit at 11:24pm December 29
G ,are you trying to impress yourself? Seems like someone is feeling lonely and just wants to draw attention..

Vishnu Gopinath at 1:15pm January 10
@Jackshit:Do you even see what you type?Or is it like,"Oh wow.Now I'll close my eyes and press whatever buttons happen to be under my fingers".I'm trying to impress myself??I'm very fucking impressive and I know it retard.I'm not the one who spends his time at home blogging away on his 65 million blogs on every site possible,filling them up with useless poems that come across as a desperate plea for attention and drama.In fact, here's a link I think you should read.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
The second point.Seem familiar??
You should really think,I mean think deep because your current thought process just serves to make you seem stupider by the second.It's almost as if you're typing under stress.Like,"Must say something smart and funny.Must be cool.Must be cool."
If you read this whole response you've just wasted 1 minute of your life.Because sitting online is not going to change your life in any way.Understand that.

Yes.I'm the epitome of awesome.

Counter Biatches!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Resident Evil 4:The Greatest Game Ever.



For those of you unfamiliar with the Resident Evil series, it happens to be the best game series. EVER! The awesome concept of zombies and amazing game play blew me away the first time I played it. For me, the first Resident Evil was RE3: Nemesis. Then I went on to play the other parts and fall in love with the series. Then……..Capcom went and ruined EVERYTHING with a pile of shit called Resident Evil: Outbreak.

That game destroyed all hopes of a good sequel that I prayed for. Until Resident Evil 4……This game has to be, without a doubt the best game in the world. I’ve played it over 8 times and I still don’t get bored of it. It’s got every single aspect and characteristic that a great game should possess:

Amazing Game play: Yes
Kickass Weaponry: Fuck yeah!
Hot Chicks: Yes
Badass bad guys: Yes
Zombies: No
Involving plot: Yes
Awesome Graphics: Yes
Fun: Fuck yeah!!
Weird Freaks: Yes
Zombies: No



The only way this game could be any better is if there were Zombies like the original Resident Evil series. As original as the ganados are, I prefer kicking zombie butt to killing almost-human beings. Zombies just die way better and they’re much scarier. Fear=Fun. The weapons are just amazing fun. For example: AN INFINITE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!Is there anything more awesome in the world??Except maybe a .50 FUCKING MAGNUM!!A FUCKING HANDCANNON!!!

El Gigante:


The enemies are just amazing. A guy with a chainsaw that makes you piss your pants every time he revs it and the giant monster with steel claws and eyes sewn shut that you're locked in a cage with.

Caged with the Garrador:


But the definitive part in the game which will make any guy go a rubbery one is when you get trapped in an abandoned cabin and surrounded by the Ganados on all sides. It's so awesome that it can't be described in words.I'm going to stop here to let you go play this game for yourself.If you don't do it don't ever come back to this page.

Badass Chainsaw Man:



*None of these photos belong to me and I don't claim to own them.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I Hate These IDIOTS!!!!

Every once in a while when I don't have anything better to do I'll visit that piece of shit Orkut.I even temporarily forget why I hate social networking sites. Until I'm reminded by stupid fucking updates of shit that won't affect my life in any way. Like this guy for example. His name's Manoj.This is one of his pictures.

http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#AlbumZoom.aspx?rl=as&uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754&pid=1229600894191&uit=/Home.aspx$pid=1229600894191

For full details:
http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Album.aspx?uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754

And this is ONE of them. That’s it. Just ONE! I’m tired of these retards that populate sites like orkut with shit like:
"I'm the boss man of the 50 cents the blackest rapperest coolings"
"I am the strong like ox!! I save you all beautfuiul gals"
"I am wad I am. I am a douchebag who rips off bullshit commercialized Reebok propaganda in an attempt to seem 'COOL’. No one will know that I ripped it off!!"
"SexyGirl.Want Fucckkkiingggg.Only girls.No boys"(This shit pisses me off a LOT! because it's usually ugly-ass chicks who do this pointless bullshit)

If I could kill one specific type of people it would be the retards who listen to hip-hop with its repetitive music and continual references to bling, cash money, lollipops, chicks and pimps.It's FUCKING BORING YOU DICKHEADS!!!WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING SHIT!!!!

MTV is another thing I absolutely CANNOT bear. It’s bullshit that every person I know laps up likes their thirsty and its water, its "real" reality shows and all the rest. For example: Roadies.It happens to be the most BULLSHIT show in the world. People who have absolutely no life other than the television watch this flaming pile of shit in the hope of livening up their miserable lives and I just can't go on.

I hate MTV, I hate idiots, and I hate most things. We don't need most of this crap you commercialism-fed consumption-obsessed horse-bangers. Get the fuck out of your couches, get OFF your lazy asses and do something worthwhile.

Friday, November 14, 2008

I Hate Getting Sick....

I hate getting sick.It's one of the only things that actually makes me feel weak and disabled.It's times when I'm really sick that I feel bad for all the horrible things that I do.I get very sentimental(or at least emotionally very naked) and feel like crap having to depend on someone for most of my basic functions.

I happen to be a person who absolutely hates depending on anyone for anything.It makes me feel weak and vulnerable.When I'm sick like how I am right now I listen to songs like,"Tears in Heaven" or "Bang Bang"(By Nancy Sinatra).It's almost as if it makes me feel good to wallow in a pool of sissy emotions.Right now,I'm fever-ridden and food poisoned horribly.and my mom's so nice that she'll wake up at 3 in the middle of the night to give me my medicine.

I hardly ever repent doing anything but it's times like this that just make me hate myself for being a bad person.I enjoy manipulating people for my own selfish needs and I almost never regret it.Except times like this.and this also makes me realize that I have trust issues and can't trust anything that anyone tells me blindly.When I'm sick,listening to a song like,"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles just makes me feel like,"Oh crap man...what am I doing with my life?".

But,of course this is all just temporary and when I get better I'll go back to my usual awesome self.A place where I don't feel bad for most things and I'm right almost all the time.Sickness is truly a terrible thing that makes even the most awesome of people(me) become a regret-feeling,repentance-having,feeling bad for almost every thing(even completely unrelated things that are usually nice) person.

If you people haven't seen Pink Floyd's movie "The Wall" yet, I strongly suggest you get a copy of it ASAP and watch it.It's one of those things that you can totally relate to when you feel like crap.and my sick time is when I get out all my feelings of.....you know what??Fuck it.

It's understood that I hate getting sick and being dependent.