Dragonball Z....I owe you so much!

I remember when I was younger I used to be CRAZY about Dragonball Z and Pokemon.I mean MANIACAL crazy.That was like 4 years ago.Now I still like these things.But to a lesser extent.A few months ago I came into possession of these Dragonball Z cards. They're like these laminated cards with text that's in Spanish shit.I got like 100 of them.At this point I could either:
1.Start collecting them and regress into a DBZ addicted little turd.
2.Stow them away in a box only to find them 30 years later and sell them as collector's items.Or Feel Nostalgic and repeat STEP 1.
3.Or I could rip off idiots who'd pay good money for this stuff.

So what'd you think I did?Start collecting them,right?Wrong.I found these juniors in school.Really Really SMART people.They're in the 10th.So you'd assume that they'd have some sense by now and realize that all this is worthless. But they're like,"DUDE!YOU'RE SO COOL!!DRAGONBALL Z!!AWESOME!!".
So me being the nice guy that I am,tell them that they're for sale.These people go FUCKING CRAZY. All my friends(who enjoy messing with me of course) are telling them,"Don't do it.He's ripping you off...etc.".And these guys listened to my friends and didn't buy the cards......RIGHT!!So I start selling cards for like 20 bucks a card.Some of them even 40-50 bucks PER CARD!!Let me take a moment to remind you that these are pieces of laminated plastic with pictures and Spanish shit printed on them.These two extraordinary idiot juniors in particular start bidding.AGAINST EACH OTHER.and by the end of it.I'd made lotsa cash.One of them paid me....wait for it.....130 bucks for ONE FUCKING CARD!!!and its initial price was like 5 bucks..That's 2500% PROFIT!!

Makes you think..If these people are stupid enough to get ripped off by something this simple:

it's gonna be real interesting to see what happens to them in the future.
.I'm talking to these other juniors of mine,Marwadiboy and Afro.We're discussing something music-related.and I'm a metal/rock fan. and I HATE Hip-Hop,Rap and any song that has the words 50 inch rim wheels/P.I.M.P/Nigga/Homie. The idiot who paid 130 bucks for the said card comes up to me and he's like,"Dude!You like Rock?".At this point this is the EXACT thought going through my head:ROCK???R-O-C-K??AS IN BIG CHUNKY STONE??LIKE THIS???


I stare at this dude for a solid 10 seconds.I can't decide what to respond to first,that he asked me if I like "rock".What the FUCK is "Rock".
DOES HE MEAN THIS ROCK??



OR EVEN BETTER.THIS ONE:



Marwadiboy and Afro are LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF.I tell Theidiot,"No dude.I HATE rock.It's not "rocking" at all.I like Hiphop and Rap.It is cooling!!Soober COOLINGS!.50 Cents and Ludacris and LL Cool J.He's called LL Cool J because he's COOL NO???.They're Black Metal no??Because they're black and they wear metal.They're Cool No??They're cool like AC and Mango Flavoured Ice Cream!!(At this point being sarcastic to the point that a retard would understand it and ending nearly every sentence with "no?").and this guy tells me,"YA DUDE!!They're Black Metal!!!Eminem,Snoop Dogg and all".Marwadiboy and Afro are on the floor,clutching their stomachs and nearly choking from laughing so hard.We then proceed to sodomize this guy(figuratively you sick perverts) in full view of everyone gathered round. I know.I'm awesome.It's fun to ridicule idiots.and everyone's always advocating honesty.So I guess being honest to idiots can be fun!!

P.S:If any of you want to,or you know anyone who's interested in purchasing Dragonball Z cards inform me.I'll offer you the best prices ever.Or Pokemon Cards.But they're kinda old.I

You have no value.Undestand that.

What makes most people around me think that their opinions matter?even a little.I'm surrounded by a bunch of retarded morons like aishwarya,vishesh,siddhanth(who can be a fucking idiot some times)and many more people who think that their existence matters to people in some way.Its not so much that they think this but more that they act like it.For example.Aishwarya's PISS OFF habit of talking like a complete douche while thinking that she's being smart just makes me think,"Why not kill yourself?.....bitch"and yes.I'm a bad person for saying all this.but fuck that.I'm being honest.and the people I've named are the ones who come to my mind at this moment.I'm sure I could think of a dozen more in 3 minutes.Most times what happens is I ignore this shit and act like it doesn't matter to me.but If I actually took 5 seconds to respond to their crap they'd develop a fucking complex and give me some retort on the lines of,"You Dumb Monkey.I Eats Feces.I Spew Diarrhea Through Mouth When I Try Think And Talk At Same Time"
Yes.I want your comments on this.