5.Luda from Dawn Of The Dead:
As everyone knows Dawn Of The Dead is one of the best movies ever made.It was unfortunately ignored by my list of ten best movies.This BITCH however, is the only drawback in the entire movie.She's just fucking annoying.She shrieks like a banshee getting it's nose cut off.If you see a fucking zombie just shoot it in the head bitch!Or run.Don't scream like a moron and piss everyone off.On top of this pissing off shit she's pregnant.I mean full-blown-third-trimester-hormonal-imbalance pregnant.I was a little disappointed when she didn't die painfully enough.She should have been eaten by the zombies.The actress who portrayed this character was probably the best person to act out an annoying bitch who I want to kill.So she gets the honour of the fifth place.
4.Anyone on MTV/Roadies:
I hate MTV.I hate Roadies.Everything about it sucks.Its for retards who don't have a life.Assholes who watch some dick show on TV and start spouting all the bullshit that comes on it like its actually useful to our lives.Another sub-category of this is VH1's "The Real World".Oh yeah!Now that's the only way people everywhere can encounter the REAL WORLD!The real world has people living together with cameras and stupid dickheads talking shit.Poverty,malnutrition,hunger,starvation,genocide.These things aren't from the real world.NO!!!Only MTV can show us the REAL WORLD.YOU CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE MTV!!!FUCK YOU!!!
3.The kid on the Boomer-Gumlairs(gay!!) ad:
For people who don't know this dick, he acts in the Gumlairs(still gay!!I should be shot for using this word) ad.He looks like an average nerd-kid in the beginning of the ad.Normal for a kid his age.These older guys say some shit about him not being able to sing.As it turns out,they're right.HE DOESN'T FUCKING SING!!He eats Boomer Gumlairs and proceeds to throw away his specs,mess up his hair and dance around on stage.IT'S A FUCKING SINGING CONTEST ASSHOLE!GO KILL YOURSELF.YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING.His singing consists of exactly this,"Boom!Boom!".Now that's cool.That's what's going to connect with kids everywhere on their level.Some turd going,"Boom!Boom!" dancing around and saying shit like,"Eclairs ka Baap!Gumlairs!".LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD AD-FILM MAKERS.BRINGING IN PEOPLE'S FAMILIES AT RANDOM IS NOT GOING TO INCREASE YOUR VALUE!Fuckers.Watch the video to understand why I hate this kid so much.
2.Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana to all you assholes who actually like this bitch.She can't act.She can't sing.She looks like shit.And I'm actually being a little nice when I say this.I've seen "Hannah Montana" and Robbie Ray Cyrus and the Jackson guy are decent actors.They almost make up for her hideous acting skills.The best thing in the world happened to her.She tried to use her MEAGRE influence to get Radiohead to meet her after The Grammy Awards.Radiohead basically gave her the finger.They didn't meet her and she was completely pissed the fuck off.That single act moved Radiohead from being a decent band to an AWESOME band.Miley further acted out saying shit like,"Stinkin' Radiohead.I'm gonna ruin them".Go ahead Miley.Do your best.We'd all love to see you burn.A spokesperson for Radiohead issued this statement in response,"When Miley grows up she'll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.".Cold-Blooded man!!Now that was the greatest thing in the world.Nothing can even come close to that.
AND FINALLY!!!
1.Anmol and Shambavi on MTV's Gtalk:
I hate them.BLIND FUCKING HATRED!!I can't elucidate the extent of my hatred for these cunts.The greatest gift anyone could give me is watching these bitches twitch and die in a pool of their own blood.
