For those of you who haven't heard about this movie(Nearly impossible,considering the budget they must have blown on the advertising) go look it up.I haven't seen it but I'm still gonna review it and you can't stop me even if you tried.
Just when I thought that Bollywood couldn't get any worse I saw a song from this movie on Tv.It felt like getting smashed in the face by a hot iron and then getting salt rubbed in while being peed on.The song simultaneously assaulted all my senses by having Sanjay Dutt playing the drums,having the words "Roar It"(I should be fucking shot for even typing it out) in the lyrics and being a general shitpile.The song starts with The letters R-O-A..and I think,"Ok.This can't be as bad as I'm assuming." and it fucking ends with them saying "Roar it".And to patronize the viewers EVEN MORE, they fucking scream it out every half second.If they'd spent half the money they spent on the advertising towards killing the songwriters they would have had a movie that didn't kill people who watched it.It literally felt like my ears were being boiled in hot oil while someone drove stakes through my eyes.The pain!After I survived the song(I was intent on it.I had ensure that no one else has to endure the pain) I've developed a new understanding for the value of life.I'm dead sure the title 'All the Best' is the director's prayer to the gods of cinema.He realized that he'd basically created the movie equivalent of canned dog turds.Hence the title, 'All the Best'.
If you do manage to sit through this movie,alive and with your sanity intact, I will personally quote your name on this page as one of the all-time great survivalists(Although,I really won't).But seriously, I'm not just randomly trash-talking and being a dickhead.I'll even recommend a number of other things you could spend the ticket money on.Here's a list of things you could spend the money on instead of watching the movie:
1.A blowjob from a dubious looking hooker.Granted,you'd get about 10 STDs.But hey, It's better than sitting through this movie!
2.Hate someone beyond all mercy and human reason??Give them a free ticket to the movie!For added effect throw in tickets for their entire family,save one person.Preferably a child.Then watch as the entire family dies and the child is all alone.Then your revenge shall be complete!!Fufufufwahahaha!Unlike the killer videotape from 'The Ring',this movie'd kill them before it reached the halfway point.Great Success!
3.A Skrat Album.Skrat is this awesome band from Chennai.They're releasing a new album soon.It's like 100 bucks.Get it instead of watching this movie.
4.Stamps and envelopes for writing hate mail to everyone involved in the making of the movie.
5.I could probably keep waxing on about things you could do, but you get the point right?
6.Gum.Gum's always good.
If you're still unconvinced(doubtful) try and make it through this video of the aforementioned song, without dying a couple of times in between or attempting to poke your eyes out with a sharp object.
If you made it through to this line alive.Congratulations.Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.But not you.Not anymore.
Leather
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Twitter sucks.But who's gonna stop me?
Follow me on Twitter bitches!
www.twitter.com/raptorbyt
Any new updates to the blog will be posted there.Enjoy it.Your life is a lot better now.
And if anyone needs a good,new thing to do that'll enrich your life in ways you never imagined,go watch Fight Club(The original one in ENGLISH) and THEN read the book.Read the damn book.Don't just stop at watching the movie.If you can't find the book in stores(which I'm sure you won't find) get a copy of the ebook.I won't post links here because of copyright issues.Work for your happiness.You'll appreciate it more that way.
Leather
www.twitter.com/raptorbyt
Any new updates to the blog will be posted there.Enjoy it.Your life is a lot better now.
And if anyone needs a good,new thing to do that'll enrich your life in ways you never imagined,go watch Fight Club(The original one in ENGLISH) and THEN read the book.Read the damn book.Don't just stop at watching the movie.If you can't find the book in stores(which I'm sure you won't find) get a copy of the ebook.I won't post links here because of copyright issues.Work for your happiness.You'll appreciate it more that way.
Leather
Monday, October 26, 2009
6 Months In My Life.
Ah!A post after nearly half a year.Not technically as no one counts the year like that.But the last 6 months have been phenomenal.I've been through the worst and the best times of my life(I'm exaggerating but who gives a shit,really?).Right on to my topic.I'll bring you up to speed on what's been happening in the last 6 months.
1.I got into Symbiosis Law School( I risk detection of my blog by my college's authorities by entering the name here but what the hell!) on my own.On merit.Got ranked 5th overall.This after the plethora of teachers,well-wishers(*cough*yeah right*cough),classmates,aunties,uncles and others informing me that I was likely to end up in a crap college with my parents having to pay out of their noses and other bodily orifices.I guess they were all correct and I ended.....Oh wait!I guess you were all wrong and I had and am still having the last laugh(It's quite a long laugh that resonates for a good amount of time) because I got into one of the best fucking law schools in the damn country!!And I earned it.And my college life kicks so much ass I can't start to describe it.As an additional awesome-factor, most of the students in my class who studied 24x7 and scorned me when I had fun ended up in crap colleges with THEIR parents paying through their noses and other bodily orifices.
2.I got a SWEET new laptop.Finally I get a thing that's almost as awesome as me.It kicks donkey ass!I special ordered it with a friggin' 1 GB Graphics Card.I can finally play every game I ever wanted.This means that Prototype,Prince of Persia 4,Left 4 Dead,Batman:Arkham Asylum and....and......RESIDENT EVIL 5!!!! are all playable on my laptop!!!With no problems.Except an overheating issue(Damn you HP for not building a better Heat Dissipation System!!)OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Gamer-gasm.
3.As an addition to my AWESOME LAPTOP I got an AWESOME controller to play games.Apart from being ergonomically designed(Yes.I'm reciting it from the manual) and looking like a fucking dream-machine,that runs on children's dreams and pink hearts,that's designed to give orgasms it's also....wait for it..............WIRELESS!!!!So I can be an even bigger douchebag and sit 30 feet away and play games.Why would I do something like that???BECAUSE I CAN!!!
4.I'm attempting imitation of a goat.Via growth of hair on my face.And just to be a dick I'll put up a photo of my face.Taken with my NEW LAPTOP'S WEBCAM!!HA!
So in closing I would like to say....SO LONG SUCKERS!!It's been good posting again.
1.I got into Symbiosis Law School( I risk detection of my blog by my college's authorities by entering the name here but what the hell!) on my own.On merit.Got ranked 5th overall.This after the plethora of teachers,well-wishers(*cough*yeah right*cough),classmates,aunties,uncles and others informing me that I was likely to end up in a crap college with my parents having to pay out of their noses and other bodily orifices.I guess they were all correct and I ended.....Oh wait!I guess you were all wrong and I had and am still having the last laugh(It's quite a long laugh that resonates for a good amount of time) because I got into one of the best fucking law schools in the damn country!!And I earned it.And my college life kicks so much ass I can't start to describe it.As an additional awesome-factor, most of the students in my class who studied 24x7 and scorned me when I had fun ended up in crap colleges with THEIR parents paying through their noses and other bodily orifices.
2.I got a SWEET new laptop.Finally I get a thing that's almost as awesome as me.It kicks donkey ass!I special ordered it with a friggin' 1 GB Graphics Card.I can finally play every game I ever wanted.This means that Prototype,Prince of Persia 4,Left 4 Dead,Batman:Arkham Asylum and....and......RESIDENT EVIL 5!!!! are all playable on my laptop!!!With no problems.Except an overheating issue(Damn you HP for not building a better Heat Dissipation System!!)OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Gamer-gasm.
3.As an addition to my AWESOME LAPTOP I got an AWESOME controller to play games.Apart from being ergonomically designed(Yes.I'm reciting it from the manual) and looking like a fucking dream-machine,that runs on children's dreams and pink hearts,that's designed to give orgasms it's also....wait for it..............WIRELESS!!!!So I can be an even bigger douchebag and sit 30 feet away and play games.Why would I do something like that???BECAUSE I CAN!!!
4.I'm attempting imitation of a goat.Via growth of hair on my face.And just to be a dick I'll put up a photo of my face.Taken with my NEW LAPTOP'S WEBCAM!!HA!
So in closing I would like to say....SO LONG SUCKERS!!It's been good posting again.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
No More Hatred,Anger,Contempt,Arrogance And Other Such Synonyms.
From this point forth I will refrain from:
-Hating people, and expressing any hatred I have towards people
-Being rude to people, animals and plants.
-Being honest with people. This is coupled with the above mentioned being rude. Apparently people dislike blunt honesty coming from me even if, in the long run it’ll aid their development as social beings and lead to a richer and fuller life because one “rude person” told them the truth.
-Looking down on people, feeling superior to them and acting inconsiderately.
-Expressing my honest opinion about anything, even if my opinion is one of approval.
I’m going to be nice. I forgive anyone who treated me like crap. This includes my friends. I won’t refrain from doing things someone else wants because I honestly don’t feel like doing them. I will consider people’s opinions in any decision I have to take. Any insult, criticism, racial slander, libel or expressions of less than satisfaction with my behaviour will be tolerated. I will continue this façade for as long as I want, or as I should say at this point,” For as long as anyone wants me to”. I will stop this manner of behaviour towards any individual only at their demand (because at the point I will still be a “nice person”) to do so. Anyone who bears a grudge against me can tell me so and abuse me. I will acquiesce and go along with my life or if said person wants me to listen to it with patience I will do so.
Enjoy it while it lasts. If any notable change towards this new development occurs on my new path I will duly notify the few readers that I have.
Vishnu
-Hating people, and expressing any hatred I have towards people
-Being rude to people, animals and plants.
-Being honest with people. This is coupled with the above mentioned being rude. Apparently people dislike blunt honesty coming from me even if, in the long run it’ll aid their development as social beings and lead to a richer and fuller life because one “rude person” told them the truth.
-Looking down on people, feeling superior to them and acting inconsiderately.
-Expressing my honest opinion about anything, even if my opinion is one of approval.
I’m going to be nice. I forgive anyone who treated me like crap. This includes my friends. I won’t refrain from doing things someone else wants because I honestly don’t feel like doing them. I will consider people’s opinions in any decision I have to take. Any insult, criticism, racial slander, libel or expressions of less than satisfaction with my behaviour will be tolerated. I will continue this façade for as long as I want, or as I should say at this point,” For as long as anyone wants me to”. I will stop this manner of behaviour towards any individual only at their demand (because at the point I will still be a “nice person”) to do so. Anyone who bears a grudge against me can tell me so and abuse me. I will acquiesce and go along with my life or if said person wants me to listen to it with patience I will do so.
Enjoy it while it lasts. If any notable change towards this new development occurs on my new path I will duly notify the few readers that I have.
Vishnu
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Top 5!!!!
People on TV whom I hate and can't stand.If any of you has a problem with this list I couldn't care less.This is a long overdue list that I've been contemplating for quite some time now.As always I will read your opinions on this before tossing them in the trash with anything equally irrelevant.So here it goes:
5.Luda from Dawn Of The Dead:
As everyone knows Dawn Of The Dead is one of the best movies ever made.It was unfortunately ignored by my list of ten best movies.This BITCH however, is the only drawback in the entire movie.She's just fucking annoying.She shrieks like a banshee getting it's nose cut off.If you see a fucking zombie just shoot it in the head bitch!Or run.Don't scream like a moron and piss everyone off.On top of this pissing off shit she's pregnant.I mean full-blown-third-trimester-hormonal-imbalance pregnant.I was a little disappointed when she didn't die painfully enough.She should have been eaten by the zombies.The actress who portrayed this character was probably the best person to act out an annoying bitch who I want to kill.So she gets the honour of the fifth place.
4.Anyone on MTV/Roadies:
I hate MTV.I hate Roadies.Everything about it sucks.Its for retards who don't have a life.Assholes who watch some dick show on TV and start spouting all the bullshit that comes on it like its actually useful to our lives.Another sub-category of this is VH1's "The Real World".Oh yeah!Now that's the only way people everywhere can encounter the REAL WORLD!The real world has people living together with cameras and stupid dickheads talking shit.Poverty,malnutrition,hunger,starvation,genocide.These things aren't from the real world.NO!!!Only MTV can show us the REAL WORLD.YOU CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE MTV!!!FUCK YOU!!!
3.The kid on the Boomer-Gumlairs(gay!!) ad:
For people who don't know this dick, he acts in the Gumlairs(still gay!!I should be shot for using this word) ad.He looks like an average nerd-kid in the beginning of the ad.Normal for a kid his age.These older guys say some shit about him not being able to sing.As it turns out,they're right.HE DOESN'T FUCKING SING!!He eats Boomer Gumlairs and proceeds to throw away his specs,mess up his hair and dance around on stage.IT'S A FUCKING SINGING CONTEST ASSHOLE!GO KILL YOURSELF.YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING.His singing consists of exactly this,"Boom!Boom!".Now that's cool.That's what's going to connect with kids everywhere on their level.Some turd going,"Boom!Boom!" dancing around and saying shit like,"Eclairs ka Baap!Gumlairs!".LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD AD-FILM MAKERS.BRINGING IN PEOPLE'S FAMILIES AT RANDOM IS NOT GOING TO INCREASE YOUR VALUE!Fuckers.Watch the video to understand why I hate this kid so much.
2.Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana to all you assholes who actually like this bitch.She can't act.She can't sing.She looks like shit.And I'm actually being a little nice when I say this.I've seen "Hannah Montana" and Robbie Ray Cyrus and the Jackson guy are decent actors.They almost make up for her hideous acting skills.The best thing in the world happened to her.She tried to use her MEAGRE influence to get Radiohead to meet her after The Grammy Awards.Radiohead basically gave her the finger.They didn't meet her and she was completely pissed the fuck off.That single act moved Radiohead from being a decent band to an AWESOME band.Miley further acted out saying shit like,"Stinkin' Radiohead.I'm gonna ruin them".Go ahead Miley.Do your best.We'd all love to see you burn.A spokesperson for Radiohead issued this statement in response,"When Miley grows up she'll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.".Cold-Blooded man!!Now that was the greatest thing in the world.Nothing can even come close to that.
AND FINALLY!!!
1.Anmol and Shambavi on MTV's Gtalk:
I hate them.BLIND FUCKING HATRED!!I can't elucidate the extent of my hatred for these cunts.The greatest gift anyone could give me is watching these bitches twitch and die in a pool of their own blood.
5.Luda from Dawn Of The Dead:
As everyone knows Dawn Of The Dead is one of the best movies ever made.It was unfortunately ignored by my list of ten best movies.This BITCH however, is the only drawback in the entire movie.She's just fucking annoying.She shrieks like a banshee getting it's nose cut off.If you see a fucking zombie just shoot it in the head bitch!Or run.Don't scream like a moron and piss everyone off.On top of this pissing off shit she's pregnant.I mean full-blown-third-trimester-hormonal-imbalance pregnant.I was a little disappointed when she didn't die painfully enough.She should have been eaten by the zombies.The actress who portrayed this character was probably the best person to act out an annoying bitch who I want to kill.So she gets the honour of the fifth place.
4.Anyone on MTV/Roadies:
I hate MTV.I hate Roadies.Everything about it sucks.Its for retards who don't have a life.Assholes who watch some dick show on TV and start spouting all the bullshit that comes on it like its actually useful to our lives.Another sub-category of this is VH1's "The Real World".Oh yeah!Now that's the only way people everywhere can encounter the REAL WORLD!The real world has people living together with cameras and stupid dickheads talking shit.Poverty,malnutrition,hunger,starvation,genocide.These things aren't from the real world.NO!!!Only MTV can show us the REAL WORLD.YOU CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE MTV!!!FUCK YOU!!!
3.The kid on the Boomer-Gumlairs(gay!!) ad:
For people who don't know this dick, he acts in the Gumlairs(still gay!!I should be shot for using this word) ad.He looks like an average nerd-kid in the beginning of the ad.Normal for a kid his age.These older guys say some shit about him not being able to sing.As it turns out,they're right.HE DOESN'T FUCKING SING!!He eats Boomer Gumlairs and proceeds to throw away his specs,mess up his hair and dance around on stage.IT'S A FUCKING SINGING CONTEST ASSHOLE!GO KILL YOURSELF.YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING.His singing consists of exactly this,"Boom!Boom!".Now that's cool.That's what's going to connect with kids everywhere on their level.Some turd going,"Boom!Boom!" dancing around and saying shit like,"Eclairs ka Baap!Gumlairs!".LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD AD-FILM MAKERS.BRINGING IN PEOPLE'S FAMILIES AT RANDOM IS NOT GOING TO INCREASE YOUR VALUE!Fuckers.Watch the video to understand why I hate this kid so much.
2.Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana to all you assholes who actually like this bitch.She can't act.She can't sing.She looks like shit.And I'm actually being a little nice when I say this.I've seen "Hannah Montana" and Robbie Ray Cyrus and the Jackson guy are decent actors.They almost make up for her hideous acting skills.The best thing in the world happened to her.She tried to use her MEAGRE influence to get Radiohead to meet her after The Grammy Awards.Radiohead basically gave her the finger.They didn't meet her and she was completely pissed the fuck off.That single act moved Radiohead from being a decent band to an AWESOME band.Miley further acted out saying shit like,"Stinkin' Radiohead.I'm gonna ruin them".Go ahead Miley.Do your best.We'd all love to see you burn.A spokesperson for Radiohead issued this statement in response,"When Miley grows up she'll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.".Cold-Blooded man!!Now that was the greatest thing in the world.Nothing can even come close to that.
AND FINALLY!!!
1.Anmol and Shambavi on MTV's Gtalk:
I hate them.BLIND FUCKING HATRED!!I can't elucidate the extent of my hatred for these cunts.The greatest gift anyone could give me is watching these bitches twitch and die in a pool of their own blood.
Friday, January 30, 2009
I write random words adjacently.Hence I am a Poet!
This is a quick lesson on how to become a great poet/douchebag whose poetry consists of deep, meaningful thoughts.
1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"
Now that's POETRY!!
4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.
I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!
Angst
Internal
Pain
Infernal
Guttural
Rages
Stoicism
Eternal
Encephalopathy
Misery
Rutabaga
Angelic
Demonic
Bulimic
Suffering
End
Experience
Loss
Blood
Fire
Set Me Free
I am Alone
I am Different
I am Special
I am Still Alone
Carcinogenic
Hate
Infinite
Fat..er..Fate
solipsistic
nihilism
ambivalence
My Essence
Atavistic
Existentialism
Ending
Here is
Finale
Soliloquy
1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"
Now that's POETRY!!
4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.
I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!
Angst
Internal
Pain
Infernal
Guttural
Rages
Stoicism
Eternal
Encephalopathy
Misery
Rutabaga
Angelic
Demonic
Bulimic
Suffering
End
Experience
Loss
Blood
Fire
Set Me Free
I am Alone
I am Different
I am Special
I am Still Alone
Carcinogenic
Hate
Infinite
Fat..er..Fate
solipsistic
nihilism
ambivalence
My Essence
Atavistic
Existentialism
Ending
Here is
Finale
Soliloquy
Monday, January 19, 2009
Why you shouldn't insult me on online forums.
This is a conversation I had with Siddhant and Vishesh.Siddhant and Vishesh basically took turns trying to make me look bad and insulted my French,called me fat and a load of other things.This is what occured between us after I came to know about this:
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:09pm January 19
Ok.Are you sure you know french you fucking retard?Now just because I don't spend all my time on shitbook you take a chance to make me look bad in front of Vishesh of whom I think very highly!He's my role model you see.Fags.
@Shweta:You wouldn't need to use a dumbass online translator if you knew any french would you,you stupid horsebanging cumswapper?If you don't understand what it means you don't deserve to know it.
@Siddhanth:Wow dude!I'm not here to respond so you take a chance and say everything you could possibly in the hope that I don't respond.I'm not the one who goes around banging every single person who's related to me.And YOU'RE talking about other guys being gay?This is the typical scene in school.
Siddhant on seeing a 10 year old boy:OH!THERE'S A LITTLE BOY WHO I HAVEN'T MOLESTED YET.NOW HOW CAN I MOLEST HIM WHILE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DICKWAD?OH YEAH!!POONGI!!I'M GONNA TWEAK HIS NIPPLES IN A TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY AND SAY,"POONGI!!!".
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:14pm January 19
No dude.That's totally not gay.Neither is the way you hug akshay and stroke his balls every single chance you get.I guess I'm the one who's gay.I'm willing to bet you have loads of gay porn or guys getting donkey-punched while they blow their brothers or some shit.
and
@Vishesh:You faggot turd.I bet you took time off from jerking off to gay porn and shitty poems to slather your cum all over my edition of "The Red Queen".I can't believe I even let you have it you turd.Go back to crying about how much your life sucks and everyone you know hates you.Because you just won't quit being a total pussy who cried when Sushen told you that you were a loser.Yes,I know you cried.How fucking pathetic can you get you asswipe?
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:18pm January 19
G.DUDE MIND UR TOUNGE ATLEAST WEN U TALK TO WOMEN!!LEARN TO RESPECT WOMEN..GUESS UR PARENTS NEVER THOUGHT U HOW 2!! AND BRO..WEN U MATURE A LIL..AND WEN UR LIL WINKIE GOES A LIL MORE BIG CONSIDERING HOW SMALL IT IS ACCORDING TO BHAVAN THEN COME BACK AGAIN AND SPEAK..IT TAKES A MAN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND NOT JUST DO D TALKIN AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WHAT U SAY!!LOSER!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:18pm January 19
Oh and by the way Siddhant.There's a psychological term called,"Projection".Have I mentioned it before?In case I haven't.It's when a person feels flawed and projects the flaw on everything around him.For eg;You saying,"Hey G!You're gay with bhavan."What you're really saying is,"Oh man!G's so hot.I wanna finger-fuck his ass while giving him a blow job while my sindhi cousin brother watches me".Think about it dude.I don't accuse people of being gay.Being gay is totally fine with me.I believe in freedom of choice.But since you brought it up I had to mention this.Siddhant.You're just a pussy trying to act like an Alpha male dude.You're never gonna be one.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:20pm January 19
Relax man.Why you getting so worked up and tense?Did I strike a nerve?And also people who continually talk about penises in terms like,winkie,tootoo,lil man,etc are insecure about their own penises.I have a very average-one and I'm not gonna say that it's 15 inches or something.and If you want to talk to me you have to be able to speak cohesive English you moron."tounge" is not a word.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:20pm January 19
@g: you are late :) Hmm..the book was nice :) see you are being predictable,with what you say...and stop telling everyone they watch Porn,we all know you watch loads and loads of it...and well,lets see when that Sushen thing was in 10th..nope i didn't cry and crap,that stopped after rishab punched me..I don't waste time trying to cover like you :) And well if people hate me,let them hate me ..they still need me..And i never knew i was a role model,you could have told that to people at skl... would have got a leadership at least :)
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:22pm January 19
And it seems that you have a broken caps lock key dude.What happened man?No cash to get it fixed?Aww.So sad.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:22pm January 19
VISNU...WHATS GAY I WILL TELL U!!A DAILY DOSE OF A BLOWJOB 2 BHAVNS WINKIE..THATS GAY!!ITS MORE GAY THAN HUGGIN AKSHAY!!JUST COZ U ARE USED 2 MASSAGIN BHAVANS BALLS CANT HELP IT IF U R SEEIN OTHER PPL DOIN IT 2!!GUESS U ARE MENTALLY ILL TOO..BREAKIN NEWS..U R SEEING THINGS BUDDY!!
AND LISTEN MAN PPL DO NOT HATE VISHESH..HE IS WAY MORE WORTHIER THAN U!NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND STOP POLLUTING MY COMMENT PAGE FOR NUTS!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:24pm January 19
Oh yes Vishesh.I NEED YOU!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!Oh yeah.I distinctly remember you almost being in tears when you didn't get leadership.Why the hell do you need some idiot to tell you that you're a leader?The reason they didn't make you one is because no one ever looks up to you.The reason they didn't make me one is because I'm not exactly a model student who doesn't give the school trouble every chance he gets.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:24pm January 19
na my caps lock is alright...as your idea goes " you have no value" I don't see why I need to use caps for you..and yes you seem to be doing a lot of projection...
Vishesh Unni R at 10:26pm January 19
ha well yes i was disappointed when they didn't give it to me...and I am aware that people don't look up to me but PEOPLE do look up to me...and any lame comments about caps lock crap,please,thats the worse thing you can say...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:26pm January 19
I AM OK WITH GAYS TOO..BUT I AM NOT AT ALL OK WITH PPL LIKE U MAN!!I DONT CARE EVEN IF U THROW ACCUSATIONS LIKE "RUBBING KOLAS BALLS!"!MATE WATS A REAL MAN IS A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN NO MATTER WAT HAPPEN(ACC. TO ME!)..GROW UP BUDDY!WAT U DID WAS TOTALLY IMMORAL AND DISGUTED ME TOTALLY!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:27pm January 19
Oh wow.Comment page for nuts.You're getting smarter by the second Siddhant.You can call me gay all you want.I couldn't care less.These are the only two things you can call me out on.And I couldn't care less about both:
1.Me being fat.(True.It's a flaw)
2.Accuse me of being gay with Bhavan(So sweet of you Siddhant)
Have you ever actually tried this stuff to my face?You know you'll get ragged.I'm not the one who hides behind shitty facebook and types shit out to people like you.I'm honest and fucking straightforward.You should consider those words.They might actually mean something to you if you understood English.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:29pm January 19
Yeah.I bet it "DISGUTED" you.I'm not someone who hands out "REPECT"(I left out the "s" so you can understand).And Vishesh.The Caps Lock Key wasn't for you.You're not the one typing in all caps.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:30pm January 19
THE THING IS MATE U ARE A KIND OF A PERSON WHO TAKES ON D WEAK AND THE TAME!!I REMEBER GETTING ALL AGRESSIVE ON U AND U LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY BACKED OF SAYIN LIKE A LIL SLUT"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!"
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:30pm January 19
Alright kids.Play Time's OVER.I have better things to do.You can go back to bitching about how I'm gay and jerk off with Bhavan and that I'm so fat I'm bigger than the moon.Have fun!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:32pm January 19
SEE U IN SCHOOL GIRL!!
Vishesh Unni R at 10:33pm January 19
ha well G read my original comment,I never called you Gay...even if you are i don't really care..its left to you what you are..all I have to say is you have a obsession with the whole thing...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
AND YEA BOUT THE MONEY THING U LIL BITCH!!"I WILL MAKE SURE 2 GIVE U SOME SO THAT U CAN ATLEAST IRON UR SHIRT TO SKOOL!!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
RAN AWAY!!BLOODY THIRD GRADED PIMP!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:36pm January 19
Tell me when exactly I said,"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!".And saying "MATE" doesn't make you Australian "MATE".I take on "D WEAK AND THE TAME"???I distinctly remember getting my shirt torn open in front of the whole school by Prithvi.I guess I was taking on the WEAK AND TAME.I'm the one who squeezes every guy's nipples and calls him gay.I'm the one who bangs his relatives right?Not you Siddhant.Oh no!You would NEVER EVER EVER EVER do things like that would you?You're all that's sweet,nice and pure.Not "AGRESSIVE" at all.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:37pm January 19
Wow!You think I left so you call me a THIRD GRADED PIMP?What's that even mean dude?Have you graduated through a whole school of "How-to-be-a-pimp" and that I'm only through the third grade?You're insulting yourself dude.Getting nervous?You're not thinking straight biatch.Chill out.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:09pm January 19
Ok.Are you sure you know french you fucking retard?Now just because I don't spend all my time on shitbook you take a chance to make me look bad in front of Vishesh of whom I think very highly!He's my role model you see.Fags.
@Shweta:You wouldn't need to use a dumbass online translator if you knew any french would you,you stupid horsebanging cumswapper?If you don't understand what it means you don't deserve to know it.
@Siddhanth:Wow dude!I'm not here to respond so you take a chance and say everything you could possibly in the hope that I don't respond.I'm not the one who goes around banging every single person who's related to me.And YOU'RE talking about other guys being gay?This is the typical scene in school.
Siddhant on seeing a 10 year old boy:OH!THERE'S A LITTLE BOY WHO I HAVEN'T MOLESTED YET.NOW HOW CAN I MOLEST HIM WHILE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DICKWAD?OH YEAH!!POONGI!!I'M GONNA TWEAK HIS NIPPLES IN A TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY AND SAY,"POONGI!!!".
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:14pm January 19
No dude.That's totally not gay.Neither is the way you hug akshay and stroke his balls every single chance you get.I guess I'm the one who's gay.I'm willing to bet you have loads of gay porn or guys getting donkey-punched while they blow their brothers or some shit.
and
@Vishesh:You faggot turd.I bet you took time off from jerking off to gay porn and shitty poems to slather your cum all over my edition of "The Red Queen".I can't believe I even let you have it you turd.Go back to crying about how much your life sucks and everyone you know hates you.Because you just won't quit being a total pussy who cried when Sushen told you that you were a loser.Yes,I know you cried.How fucking pathetic can you get you asswipe?
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:18pm January 19
G.DUDE MIND UR TOUNGE ATLEAST WEN U TALK TO WOMEN!!LEARN TO RESPECT WOMEN..GUESS UR PARENTS NEVER THOUGHT U HOW 2!! AND BRO..WEN U MATURE A LIL..AND WEN UR LIL WINKIE GOES A LIL MORE BIG CONSIDERING HOW SMALL IT IS ACCORDING TO BHAVAN THEN COME BACK AGAIN AND SPEAK..IT TAKES A MAN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND NOT JUST DO D TALKIN AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WHAT U SAY!!LOSER!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:18pm January 19
Oh and by the way Siddhant.There's a psychological term called,"Projection".Have I mentioned it before?In case I haven't.It's when a person feels flawed and projects the flaw on everything around him.For eg;You saying,"Hey G!You're gay with bhavan."What you're really saying is,"Oh man!G's so hot.I wanna finger-fuck his ass while giving him a blow job while my sindhi cousin brother watches me".Think about it dude.I don't accuse people of being gay.Being gay is totally fine with me.I believe in freedom of choice.But since you brought it up I had to mention this.Siddhant.You're just a pussy trying to act like an Alpha male dude.You're never gonna be one.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:20pm January 19
Relax man.Why you getting so worked up and tense?Did I strike a nerve?And also people who continually talk about penises in terms like,winkie,tootoo,lil man,etc are insecure about their own penises.I have a very average-one and I'm not gonna say that it's 15 inches or something.and If you want to talk to me you have to be able to speak cohesive English you moron."tounge" is not a word.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:20pm January 19
@g: you are late :) Hmm..the book was nice :) see you are being predictable,with what you say...and stop telling everyone they watch Porn,we all know you watch loads and loads of it...and well,lets see when that Sushen thing was in 10th..nope i didn't cry and crap,that stopped after rishab punched me..I don't waste time trying to cover like you :) And well if people hate me,let them hate me ..they still need me..And i never knew i was a role model,you could have told that to people at skl... would have got a leadership at least :)
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:22pm January 19
And it seems that you have a broken caps lock key dude.What happened man?No cash to get it fixed?Aww.So sad.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:22pm January 19
VISNU...WHATS GAY I WILL TELL U!!A DAILY DOSE OF A BLOWJOB 2 BHAVNS WINKIE..THATS GAY!!ITS MORE GAY THAN HUGGIN AKSHAY!!JUST COZ U ARE USED 2 MASSAGIN BHAVANS BALLS CANT HELP IT IF U R SEEIN OTHER PPL DOIN IT 2!!GUESS U ARE MENTALLY ILL TOO..BREAKIN NEWS..U R SEEING THINGS BUDDY!!
AND LISTEN MAN PPL DO NOT HATE VISHESH..HE IS WAY MORE WORTHIER THAN U!NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND STOP POLLUTING MY COMMENT PAGE FOR NUTS!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:24pm January 19
Oh yes Vishesh.I NEED YOU!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!Oh yeah.I distinctly remember you almost being in tears when you didn't get leadership.Why the hell do you need some idiot to tell you that you're a leader?The reason they didn't make you one is because no one ever looks up to you.The reason they didn't make me one is because I'm not exactly a model student who doesn't give the school trouble every chance he gets.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:24pm January 19
na my caps lock is alright...as your idea goes " you have no value" I don't see why I need to use caps for you..and yes you seem to be doing a lot of projection...
Vishesh Unni R at 10:26pm January 19
ha well yes i was disappointed when they didn't give it to me...and I am aware that people don't look up to me but PEOPLE do look up to me...and any lame comments about caps lock crap,please,thats the worse thing you can say...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:26pm January 19
I AM OK WITH GAYS TOO..BUT I AM NOT AT ALL OK WITH PPL LIKE U MAN!!I DONT CARE EVEN IF U THROW ACCUSATIONS LIKE "RUBBING KOLAS BALLS!"!MATE WATS A REAL MAN IS A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN NO MATTER WAT HAPPEN(ACC. TO ME!)..GROW UP BUDDY!WAT U DID WAS TOTALLY IMMORAL AND DISGUTED ME TOTALLY!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:27pm January 19
Oh wow.Comment page for nuts.You're getting smarter by the second Siddhant.You can call me gay all you want.I couldn't care less.These are the only two things you can call me out on.And I couldn't care less about both:
1.Me being fat.(True.It's a flaw)
2.Accuse me of being gay with Bhavan(So sweet of you Siddhant)
Have you ever actually tried this stuff to my face?You know you'll get ragged.I'm not the one who hides behind shitty facebook and types shit out to people like you.I'm honest and fucking straightforward.You should consider those words.They might actually mean something to you if you understood English.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:29pm January 19
Yeah.I bet it "DISGUTED" you.I'm not someone who hands out "REPECT"(I left out the "s" so you can understand).And Vishesh.The Caps Lock Key wasn't for you.You're not the one typing in all caps.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:30pm January 19
THE THING IS MATE U ARE A KIND OF A PERSON WHO TAKES ON D WEAK AND THE TAME!!I REMEBER GETTING ALL AGRESSIVE ON U AND U LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY BACKED OF SAYIN LIKE A LIL SLUT"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!"
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:30pm January 19
Alright kids.Play Time's OVER.I have better things to do.You can go back to bitching about how I'm gay and jerk off with Bhavan and that I'm so fat I'm bigger than the moon.Have fun!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:32pm January 19
SEE U IN SCHOOL GIRL!!
Vishesh Unni R at 10:33pm January 19
ha well G read my original comment,I never called you Gay...even if you are i don't really care..its left to you what you are..all I have to say is you have a obsession with the whole thing...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
AND YEA BOUT THE MONEY THING U LIL BITCH!!"I WILL MAKE SURE 2 GIVE U SOME SO THAT U CAN ATLEAST IRON UR SHIRT TO SKOOL!!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
RAN AWAY!!BLOODY THIRD GRADED PIMP!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:36pm January 19
Tell me when exactly I said,"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!".And saying "MATE" doesn't make you Australian "MATE".I take on "D WEAK AND THE TAME"???I distinctly remember getting my shirt torn open in front of the whole school by Prithvi.I guess I was taking on the WEAK AND TAME.I'm the one who squeezes every guy's nipples and calls him gay.I'm the one who bangs his relatives right?Not you Siddhant.Oh no!You would NEVER EVER EVER EVER do things like that would you?You're all that's sweet,nice and pure.Not "AGRESSIVE" at all.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:37pm January 19
Wow!You think I left so you call me a THIRD GRADED PIMP?What's that even mean dude?Have you graduated through a whole school of "How-to-be-a-pimp" and that I'm only through the third grade?You're insulting yourself dude.Getting nervous?You're not thinking straight biatch.Chill out.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
I want to impress myself.Yes Indeed.I do.
This is a short post.The following was a comment one guy posted as a response to my comment on a photograph.To make the poor dipshit feel secure I'll remove his name.Henceforth he shall be referred to as Jackshit.Here goes:
Jackshit at 11:24pm December 29
G ,are you trying to impress yourself? Seems like someone is feeling lonely and just wants to draw attention..
Vishnu Gopinath at 1:15pm January 10
@Jackshit:Do you even see what you type?Or is it like,"Oh wow.Now I'll close my eyes and press whatever buttons happen to be under my fingers".I'm trying to impress myself??I'm very fucking impressive and I know it retard.I'm not the one who spends his time at home blogging away on his 65 million blogs on every site possible,filling them up with useless poems that come across as a desperate plea for attention and drama.In fact, here's a link I think you should read.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
The second point.Seem familiar??
You should really think,I mean think deep because your current thought process just serves to make you seem stupider by the second.It's almost as if you're typing under stress.Like,"Must say something smart and funny.Must be cool.Must be cool."
If you read this whole response you've just wasted 1 minute of your life.Because sitting online is not going to change your life in any way.Understand that.
Yes.I'm the epitome of awesome.
Jackshit at 11:24pm December 29
G ,are you trying to impress yourself? Seems like someone is feeling lonely and just wants to draw attention..
Vishnu Gopinath at 1:15pm January 10
@Jackshit:Do you even see what you type?Or is it like,"Oh wow.Now I'll close my eyes and press whatever buttons happen to be under my fingers".I'm trying to impress myself??I'm very fucking impressive and I know it retard.I'm not the one who spends his time at home blogging away on his 65 million blogs on every site possible,filling them up with useless poems that come across as a desperate plea for attention and drama.In fact, here's a link I think you should read.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
The second point.Seem familiar??
You should really think,I mean think deep because your current thought process just serves to make you seem stupider by the second.It's almost as if you're typing under stress.Like,"Must say something smart and funny.Must be cool.Must be cool."
If you read this whole response you've just wasted 1 minute of your life.Because sitting online is not going to change your life in any way.Understand that.
Yes.I'm the epitome of awesome.
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