Resident Evil 4:The Greatest Game Ever.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Resident Evil series, it happens to be the best game series. EVER! The awesome concept of zombies and amazing game play blew me away the first time I played it. For me, the first Resident Evil was RE3: Nemesis. Then I went on to play the other parts and fall in love with the series. Then……..Capcom went and ruined EVERYTHING with a pile of shit called Resident Evil: Outbreak.

That game destroyed all hopes of a good sequel that I prayed for. Until Resident Evil 4……This game has to be, without a doubt the best game in the world. I’ve played it over 8 times and I still don’t get bored of it. It’s got every single aspect and characteristic that a great game should possess:

Amazing Game play: Yes
Kickass Weaponry: Fuck yeah!
Hot Chicks: Yes
Badass bad guys: Yes
Zombies: No
Involving plot: Yes
Awesome Graphics: Yes
Fun: Fuck yeah!!
Weird Freaks: Yes
Zombies: No



The only way this game could be any better is if there were Zombies like the original Resident Evil series. As original as the ganados are, I prefer kicking zombie butt to killing almost-human beings. Zombies just die way better and they’re much scarier. Fear=Fun. The weapons are just amazing fun. For example: AN INFINITE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!Is there anything more awesome in the world??Except maybe a .50 FUCKING MAGNUM!!A FUCKING HANDCANNON!!!

El Gigante:


The enemies are just amazing. A guy with a chainsaw that makes you piss your pants every time he revs it and the giant monster with steel claws and eyes sewn shut that you're locked in a cage with.

Caged with the Garrador:


But the definitive part in the game which will make any guy go a rubbery one is when you get trapped in an abandoned cabin and surrounded by the Ganados on all sides. It's so awesome that it can't be described in words.I'm going to stop here to let you go play this game for yourself.If you don't do it don't ever come back to this page.

Badass Chainsaw Man:



*None of these photos belong to me and I don't claim to own them.

I Hate These IDIOTS!!!!

Every once in a while when I don't have anything better to do I'll visit that piece of shit Orkut.I even temporarily forget why I hate social networking sites. Until I'm reminded by stupid fucking updates of shit that won't affect my life in any way. Like this guy for example. His name's Manoj.This is one of his pictures.

http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#AlbumZoom.aspx?rl=as&uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754&pid=1229600894191&uit=/Home.aspx$pid=1229600894191

For full details:
http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Album.aspx?uid=13819219950724532680&aid=1222511754

And this is ONE of them. That’s it. Just ONE! I’m tired of these retards that populate sites like orkut with shit like:
"I'm the boss man of the 50 cents the blackest rapperest coolings"
"I am the strong like ox!! I save you all beautfuiul gals"
"I am wad I am. I am a douchebag who rips off bullshit commercialized Reebok propaganda in an attempt to seem 'COOL’. No one will know that I ripped it off!!"
"SexyGirl.Want Fucckkkiingggg.Only girls.No boys"(This shit pisses me off a LOT! because it's usually ugly-ass chicks who do this pointless bullshit)

If I could kill one specific type of people it would be the retards who listen to hip-hop with its repetitive music and continual references to bling, cash money, lollipops, chicks and pimps.It's FUCKING BORING YOU DICKHEADS!!!WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING SHIT!!!!

MTV is another thing I absolutely CANNOT bear. It’s bullshit that every person I know laps up likes their thirsty and its water, its "real" reality shows and all the rest. For example: Roadies.It happens to be the most BULLSHIT show in the world. People who have absolutely no life other than the television watch this flaming pile of shit in the hope of livening up their miserable lives and I just can't go on.

I hate MTV, I hate idiots, and I hate most things. We don't need most of this crap you commercialism-fed consumption-obsessed horse-bangers. Get the fuck out of your couches, get OFF your lazy asses and do something worthwhile.