All The Best-An Honest Review

For those of you who haven't heard about this movie(Nearly impossible,considering the budget they must have blown on the advertising) go look it up.I haven't seen it but I'm still gonna review it and you can't stop me even if you tried.

Just when I thought that Bollywood couldn't get any worse I saw a song from this movie on Tv.It felt like getting smashed in the face by a hot iron and then getting salt rubbed in while being peed on.The song simultaneously assaulted all my senses by having Sanjay Dutt playing the drums,having the words "Roar It"(I should be fucking shot for even typing it out) in the lyrics and being a general shitpile.The song starts with The letters R-O-A..and I think,"Ok.This can't be as bad as I'm assuming." and it fucking ends with them saying "Roar it".And to patronize the viewers EVEN MORE, they fucking scream it out every half second.If they'd spent half the money they spent on the advertising towards killing the songwriters they would have had a movie that didn't kill people who watched it.It literally felt like my ears were being boiled in hot oil while someone drove stakes through my eyes.The pain!After I survived the song(I was intent on it.I had ensure that no one else has to endure the pain) I've developed a new understanding for the value of life.I'm dead sure the title 'All the Best' is the director's prayer to the gods of cinema.He realized that he'd basically created the movie equivalent of canned dog turds.Hence the title, 'All the Best'.

If you do manage to sit through this movie,alive and with your sanity intact, I will personally quote your name on this page as one of the all-time great survivalists(Although,I really won't).But seriously, I'm not just randomly trash-talking and being a dickhead.I'll even recommend a number of other things you could spend the ticket money on.Here's a list of things you could spend the money on instead of watching the movie:
1.A blowjob from a dubious looking hooker.Granted,you'd get about 10 STDs.But hey, It's better than sitting through this movie!

2.Hate someone beyond all mercy and human reason??Give them a free ticket to the movie!For added effect throw in tickets for their entire family,save one person.Preferably a child.Then watch as the entire family dies and the child is all alone.Then your revenge shall be complete!!Fufufufwahahaha!Unlike the killer videotape from 'The Ring',this movie'd kill them before it reached the halfway point.Great Success!

3.A Skrat Album.Skrat is this awesome band from Chennai.They're releasing a new album soon.It's like 100 bucks.Get it instead of watching this movie.

4.Stamps and envelopes for writing hate mail to everyone involved in the making of the movie.

5.I could probably keep waxing on about things you could do, but you get the point right?

6.Gum.Gum's always good.

If you're still unconvinced(doubtful) try and make it through this video of the aforementioned song, without dying a couple of times in between or attempting to poke your eyes out with a sharp object.



If you made it through to this line alive.Congratulations.Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.But not you.Not anymore.

Leather

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