This is a quick lesson on how to become a great poet/douchebag whose poetry consists of deep, meaningful thoughts.
1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"
Now that's POETRY!!
4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.
I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!
Angst
Internal
Pain
Infernal
Guttural
Rages
Stoicism
Eternal
Encephalopathy
Misery
Rutabaga
Angelic
Demonic
Bulimic
Suffering
End
Experience
Loss
Blood
Fire
Set Me Free
I am Alone
I am Different
I am Special
I am Still Alone
Carcinogenic
Hate
Infinite
Fat..er..Fate
solipsistic
nihilism
ambivalence
My Essence
Atavistic
Existentialism
Ending
Here is
Finale
Soliloquy
Friday, January 30, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Why you shouldn't insult me on online forums.
This is a conversation I had with Siddhant and Vishesh.Siddhant and Vishesh basically took turns trying to make me look bad and insulted my French,called me fat and a load of other things.This is what occured between us after I came to know about this:
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:09pm January 19
Ok.Are you sure you know french you fucking retard?Now just because I don't spend all my time on shitbook you take a chance to make me look bad in front of Vishesh of whom I think very highly!He's my role model you see.Fags.
@Shweta:You wouldn't need to use a dumbass online translator if you knew any french would you,you stupid horsebanging cumswapper?If you don't understand what it means you don't deserve to know it.
@Siddhanth:Wow dude!I'm not here to respond so you take a chance and say everything you could possibly in the hope that I don't respond.I'm not the one who goes around banging every single person who's related to me.And YOU'RE talking about other guys being gay?This is the typical scene in school.
Siddhant on seeing a 10 year old boy:OH!THERE'S A LITTLE BOY WHO I HAVEN'T MOLESTED YET.NOW HOW CAN I MOLEST HIM WHILE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DICKWAD?OH YEAH!!POONGI!!I'M GONNA TWEAK HIS NIPPLES IN A TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY AND SAY,"POONGI!!!".
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:14pm January 19
No dude.That's totally not gay.Neither is the way you hug akshay and stroke his balls every single chance you get.I guess I'm the one who's gay.I'm willing to bet you have loads of gay porn or guys getting donkey-punched while they blow their brothers or some shit.
and
@Vishesh:You faggot turd.I bet you took time off from jerking off to gay porn and shitty poems to slather your cum all over my edition of "The Red Queen".I can't believe I even let you have it you turd.Go back to crying about how much your life sucks and everyone you know hates you.Because you just won't quit being a total pussy who cried when Sushen told you that you were a loser.Yes,I know you cried.How fucking pathetic can you get you asswipe?
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:18pm January 19
G.DUDE MIND UR TOUNGE ATLEAST WEN U TALK TO WOMEN!!LEARN TO RESPECT WOMEN..GUESS UR PARENTS NEVER THOUGHT U HOW 2!! AND BRO..WEN U MATURE A LIL..AND WEN UR LIL WINKIE GOES A LIL MORE BIG CONSIDERING HOW SMALL IT IS ACCORDING TO BHAVAN THEN COME BACK AGAIN AND SPEAK..IT TAKES A MAN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND NOT JUST DO D TALKIN AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WHAT U SAY!!LOSER!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:18pm January 19
Oh and by the way Siddhant.There's a psychological term called,"Projection".Have I mentioned it before?In case I haven't.It's when a person feels flawed and projects the flaw on everything around him.For eg;You saying,"Hey G!You're gay with bhavan."What you're really saying is,"Oh man!G's so hot.I wanna finger-fuck his ass while giving him a blow job while my sindhi cousin brother watches me".Think about it dude.I don't accuse people of being gay.Being gay is totally fine with me.I believe in freedom of choice.But since you brought it up I had to mention this.Siddhant.You're just a pussy trying to act like an Alpha male dude.You're never gonna be one.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:20pm January 19
Relax man.Why you getting so worked up and tense?Did I strike a nerve?And also people who continually talk about penises in terms like,winkie,tootoo,lil man,etc are insecure about their own penises.I have a very average-one and I'm not gonna say that it's 15 inches or something.and If you want to talk to me you have to be able to speak cohesive English you moron."tounge" is not a word.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:20pm January 19
@g: you are late :) Hmm..the book was nice :) see you are being predictable,with what you say...and stop telling everyone they watch Porn,we all know you watch loads and loads of it...and well,lets see when that Sushen thing was in 10th..nope i didn't cry and crap,that stopped after rishab punched me..I don't waste time trying to cover like you :) And well if people hate me,let them hate me ..they still need me..And i never knew i was a role model,you could have told that to people at skl... would have got a leadership at least :)
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:22pm January 19
And it seems that you have a broken caps lock key dude.What happened man?No cash to get it fixed?Aww.So sad.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:22pm January 19
VISNU...WHATS GAY I WILL TELL U!!A DAILY DOSE OF A BLOWJOB 2 BHAVNS WINKIE..THATS GAY!!ITS MORE GAY THAN HUGGIN AKSHAY!!JUST COZ U ARE USED 2 MASSAGIN BHAVANS BALLS CANT HELP IT IF U R SEEIN OTHER PPL DOIN IT 2!!GUESS U ARE MENTALLY ILL TOO..BREAKIN NEWS..U R SEEING THINGS BUDDY!!
AND LISTEN MAN PPL DO NOT HATE VISHESH..HE IS WAY MORE WORTHIER THAN U!NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND STOP POLLUTING MY COMMENT PAGE FOR NUTS!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:24pm January 19
Oh yes Vishesh.I NEED YOU!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!Oh yeah.I distinctly remember you almost being in tears when you didn't get leadership.Why the hell do you need some idiot to tell you that you're a leader?The reason they didn't make you one is because no one ever looks up to you.The reason they didn't make me one is because I'm not exactly a model student who doesn't give the school trouble every chance he gets.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:24pm January 19
na my caps lock is alright...as your idea goes " you have no value" I don't see why I need to use caps for you..and yes you seem to be doing a lot of projection...
Vishesh Unni R at 10:26pm January 19
ha well yes i was disappointed when they didn't give it to me...and I am aware that people don't look up to me but PEOPLE do look up to me...and any lame comments about caps lock crap,please,thats the worse thing you can say...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:26pm January 19
I AM OK WITH GAYS TOO..BUT I AM NOT AT ALL OK WITH PPL LIKE U MAN!!I DONT CARE EVEN IF U THROW ACCUSATIONS LIKE "RUBBING KOLAS BALLS!"!MATE WATS A REAL MAN IS A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN NO MATTER WAT HAPPEN(ACC. TO ME!)..GROW UP BUDDY!WAT U DID WAS TOTALLY IMMORAL AND DISGUTED ME TOTALLY!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:27pm January 19
Oh wow.Comment page for nuts.You're getting smarter by the second Siddhant.You can call me gay all you want.I couldn't care less.These are the only two things you can call me out on.And I couldn't care less about both:
1.Me being fat.(True.It's a flaw)
2.Accuse me of being gay with Bhavan(So sweet of you Siddhant)
Have you ever actually tried this stuff to my face?You know you'll get ragged.I'm not the one who hides behind shitty facebook and types shit out to people like you.I'm honest and fucking straightforward.You should consider those words.They might actually mean something to you if you understood English.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:29pm January 19
Yeah.I bet it "DISGUTED" you.I'm not someone who hands out "REPECT"(I left out the "s" so you can understand).And Vishesh.The Caps Lock Key wasn't for you.You're not the one typing in all caps.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:30pm January 19
THE THING IS MATE U ARE A KIND OF A PERSON WHO TAKES ON D WEAK AND THE TAME!!I REMEBER GETTING ALL AGRESSIVE ON U AND U LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY BACKED OF SAYIN LIKE A LIL SLUT"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!"
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:30pm January 19
Alright kids.Play Time's OVER.I have better things to do.You can go back to bitching about how I'm gay and jerk off with Bhavan and that I'm so fat I'm bigger than the moon.Have fun!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:32pm January 19
SEE U IN SCHOOL GIRL!!
Vishesh Unni R at 10:33pm January 19
ha well G read my original comment,I never called you Gay...even if you are i don't really care..its left to you what you are..all I have to say is you have a obsession with the whole thing...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
AND YEA BOUT THE MONEY THING U LIL BITCH!!"I WILL MAKE SURE 2 GIVE U SOME SO THAT U CAN ATLEAST IRON UR SHIRT TO SKOOL!!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
RAN AWAY!!BLOODY THIRD GRADED PIMP!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:36pm January 19
Tell me when exactly I said,"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!".And saying "MATE" doesn't make you Australian "MATE".I take on "D WEAK AND THE TAME"???I distinctly remember getting my shirt torn open in front of the whole school by Prithvi.I guess I was taking on the WEAK AND TAME.I'm the one who squeezes every guy's nipples and calls him gay.I'm the one who bangs his relatives right?Not you Siddhant.Oh no!You would NEVER EVER EVER EVER do things like that would you?You're all that's sweet,nice and pure.Not "AGRESSIVE" at all.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:37pm January 19
Wow!You think I left so you call me a THIRD GRADED PIMP?What's that even mean dude?Have you graduated through a whole school of "How-to-be-a-pimp" and that I'm only through the third grade?You're insulting yourself dude.Getting nervous?You're not thinking straight biatch.Chill out.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:09pm January 19
Ok.Are you sure you know french you fucking retard?Now just because I don't spend all my time on shitbook you take a chance to make me look bad in front of Vishesh of whom I think very highly!He's my role model you see.Fags.
@Shweta:You wouldn't need to use a dumbass online translator if you knew any french would you,you stupid horsebanging cumswapper?If you don't understand what it means you don't deserve to know it.
@Siddhanth:Wow dude!I'm not here to respond so you take a chance and say everything you could possibly in the hope that I don't respond.I'm not the one who goes around banging every single person who's related to me.And YOU'RE talking about other guys being gay?This is the typical scene in school.
Siddhant on seeing a 10 year old boy:OH!THERE'S A LITTLE BOY WHO I HAVEN'T MOLESTED YET.NOW HOW CAN I MOLEST HIM WHILE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DICKWAD?OH YEAH!!POONGI!!I'M GONNA TWEAK HIS NIPPLES IN A TOTALLY NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY AND SAY,"POONGI!!!".
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:14pm January 19
No dude.That's totally not gay.Neither is the way you hug akshay and stroke his balls every single chance you get.I guess I'm the one who's gay.I'm willing to bet you have loads of gay porn or guys getting donkey-punched while they blow their brothers or some shit.
and
@Vishesh:You faggot turd.I bet you took time off from jerking off to gay porn and shitty poems to slather your cum all over my edition of "The Red Queen".I can't believe I even let you have it you turd.Go back to crying about how much your life sucks and everyone you know hates you.Because you just won't quit being a total pussy who cried when Sushen told you that you were a loser.Yes,I know you cried.How fucking pathetic can you get you asswipe?
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:18pm January 19
G.DUDE MIND UR TOUNGE ATLEAST WEN U TALK TO WOMEN!!LEARN TO RESPECT WOMEN..GUESS UR PARENTS NEVER THOUGHT U HOW 2!! AND BRO..WEN U MATURE A LIL..AND WEN UR LIL WINKIE GOES A LIL MORE BIG CONSIDERING HOW SMALL IT IS ACCORDING TO BHAVAN THEN COME BACK AGAIN AND SPEAK..IT TAKES A MAN TO RESPECT WOMEN AND NOT JUST DO D TALKIN AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WHAT U SAY!!LOSER!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:18pm January 19
Oh and by the way Siddhant.There's a psychological term called,"Projection".Have I mentioned it before?In case I haven't.It's when a person feels flawed and projects the flaw on everything around him.For eg;You saying,"Hey G!You're gay with bhavan."What you're really saying is,"Oh man!G's so hot.I wanna finger-fuck his ass while giving him a blow job while my sindhi cousin brother watches me".Think about it dude.I don't accuse people of being gay.Being gay is totally fine with me.I believe in freedom of choice.But since you brought it up I had to mention this.Siddhant.You're just a pussy trying to act like an Alpha male dude.You're never gonna be one.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:20pm January 19
Relax man.Why you getting so worked up and tense?Did I strike a nerve?And also people who continually talk about penises in terms like,winkie,tootoo,lil man,etc are insecure about their own penises.I have a very average-one and I'm not gonna say that it's 15 inches or something.and If you want to talk to me you have to be able to speak cohesive English you moron."tounge" is not a word.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:20pm January 19
@g: you are late :) Hmm..the book was nice :) see you are being predictable,with what you say...and stop telling everyone they watch Porn,we all know you watch loads and loads of it...and well,lets see when that Sushen thing was in 10th..nope i didn't cry and crap,that stopped after rishab punched me..I don't waste time trying to cover like you :) And well if people hate me,let them hate me ..they still need me..And i never knew i was a role model,you could have told that to people at skl... would have got a leadership at least :)
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:22pm January 19
And it seems that you have a broken caps lock key dude.What happened man?No cash to get it fixed?Aww.So sad.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:22pm January 19
VISNU...WHATS GAY I WILL TELL U!!A DAILY DOSE OF A BLOWJOB 2 BHAVNS WINKIE..THATS GAY!!ITS MORE GAY THAN HUGGIN AKSHAY!!JUST COZ U ARE USED 2 MASSAGIN BHAVANS BALLS CANT HELP IT IF U R SEEIN OTHER PPL DOIN IT 2!!GUESS U ARE MENTALLY ILL TOO..BREAKIN NEWS..U R SEEING THINGS BUDDY!!
AND LISTEN MAN PPL DO NOT HATE VISHESH..HE IS WAY MORE WORTHIER THAN U!NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND STOP POLLUTING MY COMMENT PAGE FOR NUTS!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:24pm January 19
Oh yes Vishesh.I NEED YOU!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!Oh yeah.I distinctly remember you almost being in tears when you didn't get leadership.Why the hell do you need some idiot to tell you that you're a leader?The reason they didn't make you one is because no one ever looks up to you.The reason they didn't make me one is because I'm not exactly a model student who doesn't give the school trouble every chance he gets.
Vishesh Unni R at 10:24pm January 19
na my caps lock is alright...as your idea goes " you have no value" I don't see why I need to use caps for you..and yes you seem to be doing a lot of projection...
Vishesh Unni R at 10:26pm January 19
ha well yes i was disappointed when they didn't give it to me...and I am aware that people don't look up to me but PEOPLE do look up to me...and any lame comments about caps lock crap,please,thats the worse thing you can say...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:26pm January 19
I AM OK WITH GAYS TOO..BUT I AM NOT AT ALL OK WITH PPL LIKE U MAN!!I DONT CARE EVEN IF U THROW ACCUSATIONS LIKE "RUBBING KOLAS BALLS!"!MATE WATS A REAL MAN IS A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN NO MATTER WAT HAPPEN(ACC. TO ME!)..GROW UP BUDDY!WAT U DID WAS TOTALLY IMMORAL AND DISGUTED ME TOTALLY!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:27pm January 19
Oh wow.Comment page for nuts.You're getting smarter by the second Siddhant.You can call me gay all you want.I couldn't care less.These are the only two things you can call me out on.And I couldn't care less about both:
1.Me being fat.(True.It's a flaw)
2.Accuse me of being gay with Bhavan(So sweet of you Siddhant)
Have you ever actually tried this stuff to my face?You know you'll get ragged.I'm not the one who hides behind shitty facebook and types shit out to people like you.I'm honest and fucking straightforward.You should consider those words.They might actually mean something to you if you understood English.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:29pm January 19
Yeah.I bet it "DISGUTED" you.I'm not someone who hands out "REPECT"(I left out the "s" so you can understand).And Vishesh.The Caps Lock Key wasn't for you.You're not the one typing in all caps.
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:30pm January 19
THE THING IS MATE U ARE A KIND OF A PERSON WHO TAKES ON D WEAK AND THE TAME!!I REMEBER GETTING ALL AGRESSIVE ON U AND U LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY BACKED OF SAYIN LIKE A LIL SLUT"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!"
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:30pm January 19
Alright kids.Play Time's OVER.I have better things to do.You can go back to bitching about how I'm gay and jerk off with Bhavan and that I'm so fat I'm bigger than the moon.Have fun!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:32pm January 19
SEE U IN SCHOOL GIRL!!
Vishesh Unni R at 10:33pm January 19
ha well G read my original comment,I never called you Gay...even if you are i don't really care..its left to you what you are..all I have to say is you have a obsession with the whole thing...
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
AND YEA BOUT THE MONEY THING U LIL BITCH!!"I WILL MAKE SURE 2 GIVE U SOME SO THAT U CAN ATLEAST IRON UR SHIRT TO SKOOL!!
Siddhant Hindocha at 10:35pm January 19
RAN AWAY!!BLOODY THIRD GRADED PIMP!!
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:36pm January 19
Tell me when exactly I said,"OOOW..CHILL MAN!!".And saying "MATE" doesn't make you Australian "MATE".I take on "D WEAK AND THE TAME"???I distinctly remember getting my shirt torn open in front of the whole school by Prithvi.I guess I was taking on the WEAK AND TAME.I'm the one who squeezes every guy's nipples and calls him gay.I'm the one who bangs his relatives right?Not you Siddhant.Oh no!You would NEVER EVER EVER EVER do things like that would you?You're all that's sweet,nice and pure.Not "AGRESSIVE" at all.
Vishnu Gopinath at 10:37pm January 19
Wow!You think I left so you call me a THIRD GRADED PIMP?What's that even mean dude?Have you graduated through a whole school of "How-to-be-a-pimp" and that I'm only through the third grade?You're insulting yourself dude.Getting nervous?You're not thinking straight biatch.Chill out.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
I want to impress myself.Yes Indeed.I do.
This is a short post.The following was a comment one guy posted as a response to my comment on a photograph.To make the poor dipshit feel secure I'll remove his name.Henceforth he shall be referred to as Jackshit.Here goes:
Jackshit at 11:24pm December 29
G ,are you trying to impress yourself? Seems like someone is feeling lonely and just wants to draw attention..
Vishnu Gopinath at 1:15pm January 10
@Jackshit:Do you even see what you type?Or is it like,"Oh wow.Now I'll close my eyes and press whatever buttons happen to be under my fingers".I'm trying to impress myself??I'm very fucking impressive and I know it retard.I'm not the one who spends his time at home blogging away on his 65 million blogs on every site possible,filling them up with useless poems that come across as a desperate plea for attention and drama.In fact, here's a link I think you should read.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
The second point.Seem familiar??
You should really think,I mean think deep because your current thought process just serves to make you seem stupider by the second.It's almost as if you're typing under stress.Like,"Must say something smart and funny.Must be cool.Must be cool."
If you read this whole response you've just wasted 1 minute of your life.Because sitting online is not going to change your life in any way.Understand that.
Yes.I'm the epitome of awesome.
Jackshit at 11:24pm December 29
G ,are you trying to impress yourself? Seems like someone is feeling lonely and just wants to draw attention..
Vishnu Gopinath at 1:15pm January 10
@Jackshit:Do you even see what you type?Or is it like,"Oh wow.Now I'll close my eyes and press whatever buttons happen to be under my fingers".I'm trying to impress myself??I'm very fucking impressive and I know it retard.I'm not the one who spends his time at home blogging away on his 65 million blogs on every site possible,filling them up with useless poems that come across as a desperate plea for attention and drama.In fact, here's a link I think you should read.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
The second point.Seem familiar??
You should really think,I mean think deep because your current thought process just serves to make you seem stupider by the second.It's almost as if you're typing under stress.Like,"Must say something smart and funny.Must be cool.Must be cool."
If you read this whole response you've just wasted 1 minute of your life.Because sitting online is not going to change your life in any way.Understand that.
Yes.I'm the epitome of awesome.
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