All The Best-An Honest Review

For those of you who haven't heard about this movie(Nearly impossible,considering the budget they must have blown on the advertising) go look it up.I haven't seen it but I'm still gonna review it and you can't stop me even if you tried.

Just when I thought that Bollywood couldn't get any worse I saw a song from this movie on Tv.It felt like getting smashed in the face by a hot iron and then getting salt rubbed in while being peed on.The song simultaneously assaulted all my senses by having Sanjay Dutt playing the drums,having the words "Roar It"(I should be fucking shot for even typing it out) in the lyrics and being a general shitpile.The song starts with The letters R-O-A..and I think,"Ok.This can't be as bad as I'm assuming." and it fucking ends with them saying "Roar it".And to patronize the viewers EVEN MORE, they fucking scream it out every half second.If they'd spent half the money they spent on the advertising towards killing the songwriters they would have had a movie that didn't kill people who watched it.It literally felt like my ears were being boiled in hot oil while someone drove stakes through my eyes.The pain!After I survived the song(I was intent on it.I had ensure that no one else has to endure the pain) I've developed a new understanding for the value of life.I'm dead sure the title 'All the Best' is the director's prayer to the gods of cinema.He realized that he'd basically created the movie equivalent of canned dog turds.Hence the title, 'All the Best'.

If you do manage to sit through this movie,alive and with your sanity intact, I will personally quote your name on this page as one of the all-time great survivalists(Although,I really won't).But seriously, I'm not just randomly trash-talking and being a dickhead.I'll even recommend a number of other things you could spend the ticket money on.Here's a list of things you could spend the money on instead of watching the movie:
1.A blowjob from a dubious looking hooker.Granted,you'd get about 10 STDs.But hey, It's better than sitting through this movie!

2.Hate someone beyond all mercy and human reason??Give them a free ticket to the movie!For added effect throw in tickets for their entire family,save one person.Preferably a child.Then watch as the entire family dies and the child is all alone.Then your revenge shall be complete!!Fufufufwahahaha!Unlike the killer videotape from 'The Ring',this movie'd kill them before it reached the halfway point.Great Success!

3.A Skrat Album.Skrat is this awesome band from Chennai.They're releasing a new album soon.It's like 100 bucks.Get it instead of watching this movie.

4.Stamps and envelopes for writing hate mail to everyone involved in the making of the movie.

5.I could probably keep waxing on about things you could do, but you get the point right?

6.Gum.Gum's always good.

If you're still unconvinced(doubtful) try and make it through this video of the aforementioned song, without dying a couple of times in between or attempting to poke your eyes out with a sharp object.



If you made it through to this line alive.Congratulations.Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.But not you.Not anymore.

Leather

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And if anyone needs a good,new thing to do that'll enrich your life in ways you never imagined,go watch Fight Club(The original one in ENGLISH) and THEN read the book.Read the damn book.Don't just stop at watching the movie.If you can't find the book in stores(which I'm sure you won't find) get a copy of the ebook.I won't post links here because of copyright issues.Work for your happiness.You'll appreciate it more that way.

Leather

6 Months In My Life.

Ah!A post after nearly half a year.Not technically as no one counts the year like that.But the last 6 months have been phenomenal.I've been through the worst and the best times of my life(I'm exaggerating but who gives a shit,really?).Right on to my topic.I'll bring you up to speed on what's been happening in the last 6 months.

1.I got into Symbiosis Law School( I risk detection of my blog by my college's authorities by entering the name here but what the hell!) on my own.On merit.Got ranked 5th overall.This after the plethora of teachers,well-wishers(*cough*yeah right*cough),classmates,aunties,uncles and others informing me that I was likely to end up in a crap college with my parents having to pay out of their noses and other bodily orifices.I guess they were all correct and I ended.....Oh wait!I guess you were all wrong and I had and am still having the last laugh(It's quite a long laugh that resonates for a good amount of time) because I got into one of the best fucking law schools in the damn country!!And I earned it.And my college life kicks so much ass I can't start to describe it.As an additional awesome-factor, most of the students in my class who studied 24x7 and scorned me when I had fun ended up in crap colleges with THEIR parents paying through their noses and other bodily orifices.

2.I got a SWEET new laptop.Finally I get a thing that's almost as awesome as me.It kicks donkey ass!I special ordered it with a friggin' 1 GB Graphics Card.I can finally play every game I ever wanted.This means that Prototype,Prince of Persia 4,Left 4 Dead,Batman:Arkham Asylum and....and......RESIDENT EVIL 5!!!! are all playable on my laptop!!!With no problems.Except an overheating issue(Damn you HP for not building a better Heat Dissipation System!!)OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Gamer-gasm.

3.As an addition to my AWESOME LAPTOP I got an AWESOME controller to play games.Apart from being ergonomically designed(Yes.I'm reciting it from the manual) and looking like a fucking dream-machine,that runs on children's dreams and pink hearts,that's designed to give orgasms it's also....wait for it..............WIRELESS!!!!So I can be an even bigger douchebag and sit 30 feet away and play games.Why would I do something like that???BECAUSE I CAN!!!



4.I'm attempting imitation of a goat.Via growth of hair on my face.And just to be a dick I'll put up a photo of my face.Taken with my NEW LAPTOP'S WEBCAM!!HA!



So in closing I would like to say....SO LONG SUCKERS!!It's been good posting again.

Just Kidding!

Hah!Morons.

No More Hatred,Anger,Contempt,Arrogance And Other Such Synonyms.

From this point forth I will refrain from:
-Hating people, and expressing any hatred I have towards people
-Being rude to people, animals and plants.
-Being honest with people. This is coupled with the above mentioned being rude. Apparently people dislike blunt honesty coming from me even if, in the long run it’ll aid their development as social beings and lead to a richer and fuller life because one “rude person” told them the truth.
-Looking down on people, feeling superior to them and acting inconsiderately.
-Expressing my honest opinion about anything, even if my opinion is one of approval.

I’m going to be nice. I forgive anyone who treated me like crap. This includes my friends. I won’t refrain from doing things someone else wants because I honestly don’t feel like doing them. I will consider people’s opinions in any decision I have to take. Any insult, criticism, racial slander, libel or expressions of less than satisfaction with my behaviour will be tolerated. I will continue this façade for as long as I want, or as I should say at this point,” For as long as anyone wants me to”. I will stop this manner of behaviour towards any individual only at their demand (because at the point I will still be a “nice person”) to do so. Anyone who bears a grudge against me can tell me so and abuse me. I will acquiesce and go along with my life or if said person wants me to listen to it with patience I will do so.

Enjoy it while it lasts. If any notable change towards this new development occurs on my new path I will duly notify the few readers that I have.

Vishnu

Top 5!!!!

People on TV whom I hate and can't stand.If any of you has a problem with this list I couldn't care less.This is a long overdue list that I've been contemplating for quite some time now.As always I will read your opinions on this before tossing them in the trash with anything equally irrelevant.So here it goes:

5.Luda from Dawn Of The Dead:


As everyone knows Dawn Of The Dead is one of the best movies ever made.It was unfortunately ignored by my list of ten best movies.This BITCH however, is the only drawback in the entire movie.She's just fucking annoying.She shrieks like a banshee getting it's nose cut off.If you see a fucking zombie just shoot it in the head bitch!Or run.Don't scream like a moron and piss everyone off.On top of this pissing off shit she's pregnant.I mean full-blown-third-trimester-hormonal-imbalance pregnant.I was a little disappointed when she didn't die painfully enough.She should have been eaten by the zombies.The actress who portrayed this character was probably the best person to act out an annoying bitch who I want to kill.So she gets the honour of the fifth place.

4.Anyone on MTV/Roadies:


I hate MTV.I hate Roadies.Everything about it sucks.Its for retards who don't have a life.Assholes who watch some dick show on TV and start spouting all the bullshit that comes on it like its actually useful to our lives.Another sub-category of this is VH1's "The Real World".Oh yeah!Now that's the only way people everywhere can encounter the REAL WORLD!The real world has people living together with cameras and stupid dickheads talking shit.Poverty,malnutrition,hunger,starvation,genocide.These things aren't from the real world.NO!!!Only MTV can show us the REAL WORLD.YOU CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE MTV!!!FUCK YOU!!!

3.The kid on the Boomer-Gumlairs(gay!!) ad:

For people who don't know this dick, he acts in the Gumlairs(still gay!!I should be shot for using this word) ad.He looks like an average nerd-kid in the beginning of the ad.Normal for a kid his age.These older guys say some shit about him not being able to sing.As it turns out,they're right.HE DOESN'T FUCKING SING!!He eats Boomer Gumlairs and proceeds to throw away his specs,mess up his hair and dance around on stage.IT'S A FUCKING SINGING CONTEST ASSHOLE!GO KILL YOURSELF.YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING.His singing consists of exactly this,"Boom!Boom!".Now that's cool.That's what's going to connect with kids everywhere on their level.Some turd going,"Boom!Boom!" dancing around and saying shit like,"Eclairs ka Baap!Gumlairs!".LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD AD-FILM MAKERS.BRINGING IN PEOPLE'S FAMILIES AT RANDOM IS NOT GOING TO INCREASE YOUR VALUE!Fuckers.Watch the video to understand why I hate this kid so much.

2.Miley Cyrus


Hannah Montana to all you assholes who actually like this bitch.She can't act.She can't sing.She looks like shit.And I'm actually being a little nice when I say this.I've seen "Hannah Montana" and Robbie Ray Cyrus and the Jackson guy are decent actors.They almost make up for her hideous acting skills.The best thing in the world happened to her.She tried to use her MEAGRE influence to get Radiohead to meet her after The Grammy Awards.Radiohead basically gave her the finger.They didn't meet her and she was completely pissed the fuck off.That single act moved Radiohead from being a decent band to an AWESOME band.Miley further acted out saying shit like,"Stinkin' Radiohead.I'm gonna ruin them".Go ahead Miley.Do your best.We'd all love to see you burn.A spokesperson for Radiohead issued this statement in response,"When Miley grows up she'll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.".Cold-Blooded man!!Now that was the greatest thing in the world.Nothing can even come close to that.

AND FINALLY!!!
1.Anmol and Shambavi on MTV's Gtalk:


I hate them.BLIND FUCKING HATRED!!I can't elucidate the extent of my hatred for these cunts.The greatest gift anyone could give me is watching these bitches twitch and die in a pool of their own blood.

I write random words adjacently.Hence I am a Poet!

This is a quick lesson on how to become a great poet/douchebag whose poetry consists of deep, meaningful thoughts.

1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"

Now that's POETRY!!

4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.

I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!

Angst

Internal

Pain

Infernal

Guttural

Rages

Stoicism

Eternal

Encephalopathy

Misery

Rutabaga

Angelic

Demonic

Bulimic

Suffering

End

Experience

Loss

Blood

Fire

Set Me Free

I am Alone

I am Different

I am Special

I am Still Alone

Carcinogenic

Hate

Infinite

Fat..er..Fate

solipsistic

nihilism

ambivalence

My Essence

Atavistic

Existentialism

Ending

Here is

Finale

Soliloquy