This is a quick lesson on how to become a great poet/douchebag whose poetry consists of deep, meaningful thoughts.
1. Never write about anything happy or good.
2. Use words expressing grief, angst and anguish. A good place to start would be the synonyms for aforementioned grief, angst and anguish.
3. It doesn't have to rhyme! All it needs is random line separation. That makes it a poem. For example:
"He was the man who did
Not fear all the other people.
He was totally awesome and
He also gave to charity"
Now that's POETRY!!
4. If you're a poet people are going to think you're deep, sensitive and eloquent. So go crazy and write poems! They shouldn't be about happy things though. That’d be a direct violation of RULE 1!
5. Your poetry should be about individualism, self-actualization and not needing social acceptance. Now go ask everyone you know to read it and tell you that it's good.
I'm going to write a poem that adheres to all the above mentioned rules. Watch and learn!!
Angst
Internal
Pain
Infernal
Guttural
Rages
Stoicism
Eternal
Encephalopathy
Misery
Rutabaga
Angelic
Demonic
Bulimic
Suffering
End
Experience
Loss
Blood
Fire
Set Me Free
I am Alone
I am Different
I am Special
I am Still Alone
Carcinogenic
Hate
Infinite
Fat..er..Fate
solipsistic
nihilism
ambivalence
My Essence
Atavistic
Existentialism
Ending
Here is
Finale
Soliloquy
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8 comments:
hmm...how did you land in my blog first? anyway nice to know I have inspired you :)
oh and let me add,I didn't know the meaning of those "scientific words" :) Thanks for those :) And yes the poem makes sense :)
Yes.You've inspired me Vishesh.You are a role model for people everywhere.I guess I have to set a time every day to write poetry and practice to get to your level.You remain an inspiration man.No one can be like you.You are different.You write poems,Hence you are deep and thoughtful!!All you have to do next is take a black and white photo of a window and post it on your blog.That's the true sign of depth.
you have got it wrong ,well if you are so jobless...hmm...well I leave you to your illusions ....
You inspire me dude.Where's the illusion in that?You're uber-cool!I'm very jobless too.I always post poems and random stuff on a blog.Practically every day!I don't have a social life as outgoing or fantastic as yours.My life's boring.
THAT is the illusion you are under :)
g i havent noticed this before but your blog is absolute entertainment ..... "for the neutral that is"!! :) keep me posted im a demanding consumer ... lol !! :)
dude hilarious shit!!!LOVE IT
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